Tanuki

Anyone ever seen a large Tanuki for sale in the states?

I've seen them once or twice with the Asian decor at World Market, that might be worth a look if you have one locally.

Once in a while, the little Japanese restaurant by my office has them in the gift shop; apparently the college kids tend to snap them up quickly because they're very amused by the traditional oversized testicles.

I thought at first you were looking for a real one, for a pet! They are pretty damn cute...