Nude Beaches?
Not quite yet. But nothing feels better than swimming in the ocean completely naked. We swim in our pool naked unless we have guests. I'm a naked kinda girl but not ready to subject the world to my awesomeness in the buff.
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Height: 5'-7" HW: 449 SW: 392 GW: 179 CW: 220
We have a nude beach down here in Miami. It's actually one of the top 10 nude beaches in the world Haulover Beach. From what I understand a lot of European vacationers like it. I haven't been yet but I think I will go after my plastic surgeries are done. I know I won't look great but as long as I don't have that roll of skin on my tummy I will be fine.
Especially Germans! They are famous for stripping off! I've been topless but never totally nude on a beach. Might do under the right cir****tances but trouble is I think I would get the giggles! Sorry but there is nothing so silly as a flaccid willy flopping around. Do you say willy? Penis.
Highest 290, Banded - 248 Lowest 139 (too thin!). Comfort zone 155-165.
Happily banded since May 2006. Regain of 28lbs 2013-14. ALL GONE!
But some has returned! Up to 175, argh! Off we go again,
A friend of mine went there and she took a pic of an 80 year old Haitian guy with the longest willy I've ever seen in my life!! I swear it was down to his knees (flaccid). You aren't supposed to take pics but she did take that one lol.
During the Clarence Thomas thing with Anita Hill accusing him of sexual harrassment she said he tried to get her to watch long dong silver. You made me think of that.
on 4/12/14 4:40 am - WI
I think I have the confidence to go to a nude beach. I'm from the "streaker" generation... and yes, I have run buck naked down the middle of the road. But my boobs look like two tangerines in a pair of tube socks and I'm afraid I would end up looking like this!
"Oderint Dum Metuant" Discover the joys of the Five Day Meat Test!
Height: 5'-7" HW: 449 SW: 392 GW: 179 CW: 220