Health Insurance - gotta laugh
Ok...we all know how the Health Insurance companies like to give us headaches, anxiety, road rage, depression, etc. Well...it sucks...so here is an Insurance joke I got emailed. Some made me LOL.
Enjoy!
The Top 10 Signs You're In A Cheap HMO:
10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park".
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under the Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day".
5. Your "Primary Care Physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little "M's" on them.
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.
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