LOST: 2 Boobs. If found, Please Call.

They're gone!!! I realized that I have no boobs left at all!   I knew they were shrinking but I tried on some Summer clothes last night...and I am flat as a pancake. Well...actually, here is what they look like. I can't decide which best describes them at this sad point. (WARNING: May be TMI) 1) Empty tube socks with a golf ball inside each end. 2) 2 Flounders 3) Empty change purses. 4) Deflated balloons. WAAAAAAAHHH!!! Actually, my tummy skin isn't bad at all. My thighs look like the curtains/drapes in a movie theatre...layered, wrinkled, icky, yucky . But my boobs have left the building!!! It amazes me that they are this "gone". I have started to wear pads inside my bra just to look female LOL. Okay, I vented. If you find my boobs, send them back! They're the only part I didn't want to lose! Hugs, Karen

Karen,Too funny! LMAO! I so can relate! Every day I have to roll up the old girls and shove em im my bra. No dancing naked in front of the mirror either. Might hit one of the kitties with flying skin....
Thanks for the guffaw!
xoxAmy

EEEEEEK!  I'm 3 weeks out and went from a 42DD to a 38D!  Tell them they can stop anytime now!

Karen, I am hysterical!!! You crack me up :)  1) Empty tube socks with a golf ball inside each end. 2) 2 Flounders 3) Empty change purses. 4) Deflated balloons. sending you hugs! hugs, Britty

Britty, I FOUND MY BOOBS! They are now part of my droopy thighs!!! LOL They just fell a few feet I hope I can still laugh at this when I'm back in training bras! Hugs, Karen

Awww Honey, If I could donate, I surely would! Between my thighs and boobs, I could outfit about 5 needy women! Of course, I am also pre-surg, so get 'em while they last cuz once they're gone, they're gone!

you are too funny!!!

Karen, The sad thing is I totaly understand and have the same thing.  Thanks goodness for Voctoria Secrets push up bra's.... My tummy is not all that bad either but my but WOW!!!! Watch out, I will need that butt lift for sure! Oh well, side effects from losing so much weight.  Take care

you ladies just crack me up. Please laugh at this, because it's funny & doesn't bother me at all:

My boobs aren't mine anymore; had a mastectomy & all is FINE. They did a tram flap. recon. which means that the new ones are from my belly fat/skin. SO, they get bigger & smaller as I lose/gain weight, which absolutely cracked up my surgeon.

AND I don't have to wear a bra!

So, after June 18th they'll only get smaller but won't sag.

So there's a silver lining in every cloud.

back to work (yuck)]

Karen

((((HUGS))) Tooo cute and funny but I think I am going to know what you mean soon.