Men in the Dark

I had ordered a new vacuum cleaner.  The other day the UPS driver came and dropped it off and my husband answered the door.  He opened up the box and there were three bras in it.   He only knew I had ordered a vac cleaner, but nothing about any new bras.  A few minutes later the UPS driver came back and told him he had delivered the wrong package.  My husband told him that he had already opened up the box and he said is wasn't a problem.

Later that night he told me what had happened.  He said they were three bras in it and they were just your  size too, 36B.  I thought are you nuttier than a fruit cake or what.  I said,  I don't wear a 36B, that's about the size of my skinny mother.  He says, well you wear a 36C then.  Again, you must be kidding me.  Well what size do you wear?  I thought for a moment, feeling disgusted, I'm not saying.  Bear in mind I'm a bottom heavy person, but still when your fat, doesn't mean your not still big, especially the around part. 

My husband loves me fat, but the problem is I don't love me fat.  I guess it's time for a wake-up call.

Brenda

My question would be why was he examining the bra size.haha  I know what you mean, it hits home when you are put on the spot doesn't it.  I just got a puppy and want to do obedience training with it and possibly agility (that is if I can afford it!), but then I think...."am I going to be able to run along with him?"  It's a wake up call when it's not even a run or even a jog, more like a half jog.  Then I think...will I kill him if I fall on him (he's a little papillon).  We tend to think way too much, but these little wake up calls are our worries!  They tend to add up fast to where you can't do or fit into anything.lol  

If it helps any, I haven't bought a bra in years.  I know..pretty sad, but I refuse to buy one of those big ugly things that makes me look icky.  I would prefer to keep squeezing in my old half way cute bras that I'm stretching out.haha  I hate ugly big clothes!

As for husbands..I just roll my eyes at him and tell him to go away.lol  Then point at the pants in the closet and ask if they still fit him.hahaha (We live off of humoring each other).

Good question.  I decided to call and ask him.  His response was he didn't really know what size they were he was just teasing me.  What?  Why would you do that?  He says can't you take a joke and says I noticed they were big, but that's all.   What does that mean?

A lot of the time you basically have to ignore men.  Weird!

OT:  Anybody heard from Janina?  She is usually such a regular poster.

Brenda

Men, huh?  I blame the UPS driver for getting your husband in trouble!  

Mary