Let's bash spouses (and S/O's) more...

I did live in Georgia for several years on two different occasions when I was in the Army.  Come to think of it, there were some rather large couples, even back in the '80's.  Sometimes I watch Paula Dean cook on the food channel (kinda like watching food porn).  If everybody in the south eats like Paula cooks, they must all die young. . . . . .I swear that woman puts a stick of butter into everything she makes.  I believe that Paula could make my Roberto fat!