The Pasta Diet......

'The Pasta Diet'

The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!  1.. You walk pasta da bakery.  2... You walka pasta da candy store.  3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.  4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.  You will lose weight!  AND....  For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  1. The Japanese eat very little fat  and suffer fewer heart attacks than  the English.  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat  and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine  and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine  and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  5 . The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats  and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.  CONCLUSION  Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Sherrie! 

That is just to funny!! I love the last part! 

That's cute.

 Wow, I guess I need to learn German and drink more beer then!! LOL

Too funny. 

Today I walka pasta the Easter candy.  This pasta diet works great!

Mary

Don't you hate having to look at all these chocolate bunnies and chicks for the next 7-8 weeks?  Would you believe the other day a dark chocolate bunny jumped right into my shopping cart when I was in the grocery store and before I even pulled out of the parking lot it had unwrapped itself and jumped in my mouth!  You gotta be careful with those little devils!!

Thanks for warning us about those dangerous jumping chocolate bunnies!  I'm so sorry to hear about your little "incident".  Hmmm, are you sure that your account is exactly the way that went down???  LOL 

Mary

OMG that graphic is hilarious!!!!!! Sometime that is what it looks like when its something I really want!

If I didn't know better, Mary, I might think you were in the back sea****ching!!!!