I'm Back From La La Land...Surgery Update

I thought I would stop by and give ya'll a little better update on my surgery than BoogerHead did.  Sometimes he just lets his gums flap at will, whether they are connected to his brain at the time or not!

I had my final round of plastic surgery Friday and it all went very well.  Technically I had a revision to my tummy tuck incision, but to explain it politely...it was a hoohah repair job!  When doc did my inner thigh lift, the tension from pulling the thigh up pulled the mons down on one side...kinda like a one sided camel toe.  Howdga like to wake up from surgery with THAT?  But he did a great job of repairing things and now Miss Kitty is back to purring right along.  One of the problems with a lopsided mons is that I peed to the right.  When I told that to doc, he said, "I thought only men had that problem!"  He's such a smartass.  But I'm proud to announce that once again, I am peeing straight, so all is well in my world.  Especially with these great pain meds he's got me on!  I just love "Everybody". 

Oh, and he did some lipo on my back to smooth it out...for free.  I guess he felt bad about my little hoohaw drama.  My back is sore, kinda like when you are out of shape and you do an intense workout.  Other than that, Im fine.  Thanks for all of your prayers and well wishes...they really meant a lot to me!

  Mary

OMG Mary, you had me rolling in tears laughing so hard.  Sorry for laughing at your expense, but that was just too funny!  Thank god you don't do much hard core camping or you would have been SCREWED!lol  

I'm glad you  and kitty are feeling better and all is well.  

Hey Holl, no worries laughing at my expense...I hang around with Russ, remember...I'm used to that by now!

Hmmmm  I never thought about going camping in my, ummm..."situation".  Good thing I was never a girl scout.  My worst problem was squatting in public toilets.  I would rather pee on my pant leg than touch one of those things!

Thank goodness THAT's over with!

Mary

Ain't hoohah perfection great?!    Here's to perfect hoohahs. 

From one perfect hoohah to another...I salute you!  Oh wait, I forgot I was on pain pills.  No beer for me.  What am I saying, as soon as I'm done with my meds, it's back to Atkins.  No beer for me.  Oh hell, who needs beer when we've got perfect hoohahs? 

Mary   

Mary! I'm glad your surgery went well and everything is good again Take care, and enjoy those pain meds! 

Pain meds?  What pain meds?  Oh riiiiiight. 

But I'm not feeling any pain.  

  Mary

For GOD'S sake - so NOT post the cootchie repair!!!!!  Young Kriz would never be the same after that.

I just read a book - very good btw - by Mary Roach called Bonk.  She researched sex across the ages.  Guess what? Napolean's great grand niece Marie was among the first to measure - the track - the depth of labial lips. According to her - there's some that are 1/10 of an inch - all the way up to 9" of lips!!!!!!

A man's head could get trapped up in that stuff!

Anyhoo, I'd be happy if peeing to the right was my worst problem in light of i could have 9" lips.

Mary...so glad it all came out okay! Glad you came back to slap Boogerhead around.

9" labial lips? 

I feel like I'm on the PS board!

I am glad to see you are doing well. I can now sleep know you are doing good, with some good pain med!Well actually no I cant sleep, I am still sick and too stuffy, I am up about a million times. Anyway we missed ya!