Name Your Poison
I personally think that they should rename the Olive Garden..."Crackhouse For Carb Addicts". And it ****** my sister off when I order soup and salad and then don't eat the breadsticks and soup, just the salad. She has that fat people buffet syndrome that lets you lie to yourself and say that you have to get your money's worth. I tell her that I've already saved money because clothes for normal people costs less than fat people clothes! 
We need to start a twelve step program on this board for carb addiction! Are you noticing a pattern? For some reason, we all seem to be able to lie to ourselves and say it's comfort food.
Don't worry Baby, I'm going to send the Olive Garden your picture and name and tell the to ban you for life! It's the best thing I could ever do for you.
Mary
We need to start a twelve step program on this board for carb addiction! Are you noticing a pattern? For some reason, we all seem to be able to lie to ourselves and say it's comfort food.
Don't worry Baby, I'm going to send the Olive Garden your picture and name and tell the to ban you for life! It's the best thing I could ever do for you.
Mary
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST MIGHT OFFEND SENSITIVE READERS. XXX FOOD PORN.
My tranquilizers of choice:
A warm Whopper with cheese. extra onion and a large, extra salty fries with Mayo ( UHUH, you read that right: MAYO), washed down with a keg of Pepsi and topped off with a pint of Waffle cone ice cream.
i HAVE MORE, BUT JUNKIE IS TWEAKING SO i GOTTA RUN AND GET MY ANTI CRAVING WEAPONS
Mary please get me banned from the Cheesecake Factory
My tranquilizers of choice:
A warm Whopper with cheese. extra onion and a large, extra salty fries with Mayo ( UHUH, you read that right: MAYO), washed down with a keg of Pepsi and topped off with a pint of Waffle cone ice cream.
i HAVE MORE, BUT JUNKIE IS TWEAKING SO i GOTTA RUN AND GET MY ANTI CRAVING WEAPONS
Mary please get me banned from the Cheesecake Factory
MARKY
Drugs of choice:
Roasted mixed nuts, favoring cashews.
Jordan Almonds.
Licorice pastels.
Warm white bread rolls dripping with pure butter.
Thank God I found the cure. Hmmmmm doesn't mean those warm white bread rolls don't still sound amazing!
But I'd rather not have rolls on me, thank you very much. Mary isn't wearing chicken on her butt, and I don't have bread on my waist.
Roasted mixed nuts, favoring cashews.
Jordan Almonds.
Licorice pastels.
Warm white bread rolls dripping with pure butter.
Thank God I found the cure. Hmmmmm doesn't mean those warm white bread rolls don't still sound amazing!
But I'd rather not have rolls on me, thank you very much. Mary isn't wearing chicken on her butt, and I don't have bread on my waist. Ruthie Girl...ya killin me! It reminds me of my youth, eating warm French bread with reall butta and cafe au lait. Good times. I can't even remember the last time I ate that! I know, it was at my grandmother's farm in Marksville, La. Mignon was the name of the cow that the cream came from.
No rolls on your waist is so worth ditching the bread. I love bread waaaay too much and try to save it for very special meals. That's something else I got stuck to my butt!
Mary
No rolls on your waist is so worth ditching the bread. I love bread waaaay too much and try to save it for very special meals. That's something else I got stuck to my butt!
Mary
So, basically, Mary... you could make a great sandwich right off yer butt! Ha ha ha ha.
I can see you strutting around with chicken and french bread swingin' and swayin' on your fine arse.
You knew the cow the cream came from. That, my friend, is special. Back when food was food. I had an amazing cappuccino today - that's my fabulous treat from time to time.
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