What Have You Done Today to Make You Feel Proud?

  I'm sorry but BoogerHead's Queens in size 4X women's bathing suits is soooooo NOT what I had in mind!  Awwe, now you went and ruined a perfectly good cabana boy fantasy!

And we won't be there for hurricane season, so no worries.  Besides, Ive been through the eye of Katrina...anything less is just a li'l breeze!

I haven't gained since I've seen Dr. Duct Tape so he'll be happy about that.  And Girl, I can't suck in my gut and be nekkid at the same time!  My brain can't process both.

Mary 

No worries then!  DT will be pleased.  Besides, you're paying him so who cares if he's not?! LOL

Now I know you don't have any respect for your plastic surgeon, but I have a healthy fear of Duct Tape.  The man has to cut on some very sensitive areas don'tcha know?  So if it makes him happy that I stay in shape...it keeps my ass in line!

Mary

I've left my tree up for just that reason, Mary!  My holidays were so chaotic and just enjoying the peaceful beauty of it all now.  Hope ya feel more your cheery self soon.

I'm proud that it's Day 3 and I'm still on plan!!  Eliminating flour and sugar from my diet and the cravings are gone.  My life seems so simple...food is all measured and planned out for me and I'm not spending every waking moment worried about what I can eat, can't eat, should eat etc.  It's very freeing not to be obsessing about food.  I've also done my water aerobics the past two days (couldn't today cause I was with my Alzheimer's patient) and that feels good too.

Best of all....I haven't been on the scale every two hours to see what/if  I've lost.  Just feeling calm and peaceful....and enjoying my sliced apple while SO eats his bowl of ice cream!!

Sherrie, I didn't know you wuz a scale ho, too!  Jeeze it's like an epidemic around this joint!  You're doing great to stay away from that little tormentor hunk of metal, cuz they will do nothing but break your heart.  Once a week is plenty to determine if you are on track...although, I'd be proud of some of these peeps if they could just stick to once a day!

Three days. You're doing great!

I'm jealous that you still have your tree!  I miss mine.

Mary  

Mary, Mary.............if this is how you post when SAD, then girl: you'll kill  us when that wicked sense of humor is used when you are glad. I just blew chunks of tangerine through my nose howlin' at these posts.

Today my "scale ho" walked the street like a 5 dollar sreetwalker. I was happy with the number, but my ****ty behind should have waited until Friday. Thanks for reminding me that once a week is the way to go.  A size 4X, middle aged ho is a hot mess!!

Making others laugh gets you good Karma, so the SAD will crap out real soon. Gracias for the laughs.

Well, if you thought that was funny, check out this post I put on the Texas message board yesterday to get revenge on BoogerHead for what he said about me on this board.  That was so much fun!  While you are reading it, keep in mind that he is gay.  I know you wouldn't believe it by the way we treat each other, but we really are good friends!

Good Lawd...another scale ho! And one with chunks of tangerine comin' outta her nose.  Good thing you were happy with the number cuz I'd hate to see tears making those chunks of tangerine salty!  
http://www.obesityhelp.com/forums/TX/a,messageboard/action,r eplies/board_id,4845/cat_id,4445/topic_id,3828097/


Mary

Waaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I'm getting exercise laughing my azz off at you and boogerhead: I always knew I'd end up in the asylum. Dang it: No junk food!!!!

BoogerHead is one of my favorite sources of entertainment!  Who needs junk food when you have us?   

Mary

Well... felt like a Hungry Wolf... wanted to seriously chow down.

So, I got 8 baby squash, microwaved them in a tiny touch of olive oil, lemon juice and dijon mustard until tender.  Chow time!

Felt glad I chose healthy and yummy over unhealthy and yummy.

Em