Magnolia Mary Goes Wireless

Hello my friends...

I just wanted to share some good news with you...

Out Sister...Magnolia Mary has Wireless service...

and it is the newest thing to hit her hometown of Yazoo Mississippi...

As you all know...Mary has had many many medical problems, most which have been corrected by Dr. Duct Tape....and she is sure to have many many more medical problems...that will need fixing by Dr. Duct Tape...

and all of her friends and family are concerned, that she is stuck out in the country the way she is...with hurricanes smacking her around...and the power being knocked out so frequently...we have all pressured her into getting wireless service...

Now she is no longer alone...she can cancel her spa appointments, rearrange her body wraps..and order her own reguvaderm....

I was so happy to hear this...now here is the catch...wireless is Yazoo..is one neighbor yelling messages across the fence to another...so don;t call on Bingo night...the line will be busy...

but if you need to reach her..her number is ...Fence #4....

good luck..love and all peace in the new year....

Russ

BoogerHead, when you called and said that you had done this, I really didn't believe you.  But you really HAVE done this!  Dude, you can't play like this on this board, people here don't know that you are retarded and tell lies on me all the time just to make sure I have enough aggravation in my life.    

For those of you who don't know him, Russ is one of my BFF's and he LOVES to start stories on people.  Like telling everyone on the Texas board that Sean is a cross dresser.  He ain't.

He once had everyone on the plastics board convinced that I had horrible bunions on my feet.  I don't.  He said I was having them fixed by a woman at the Beau Rivage resort, named Mi Ling.  She doesn't exist.  To get her out of the picture, I told him that Mi Ling was being deported.  He told everyone that Mi Ling's cause was being helped by Edie Gorme'  and that everyone should pray for Mi Ling.  This fool actually had people praying for a woman who does not exist!

That's OK, I have a plan...payback's a *****  I'm going to tell everyone on the Texas board that he and Viv are having a baby together!  Ya'll know Viv, she stops by once a month to invite us to coffee at Bailey's.  Excuse me, I have a post to go type!

Mary 

 Hello all you good people on the Non Op board that know me too.   LOL  Yep....ya got it.    I went to my Texas message board and saw that post Miss Mary made about me and Russ and about DIED !!!  LOL  Then I went to my PM's and there was one from her explaining about Russ !!! Trust me this man has picked on Mary way more than he should have !!!   Thus is why she calls him Boogerhead !!!  LOL   I was very shocked and when I saw the post I about died.   LOL   Russ is also likes men not ladies !!!  Mary forgot to tell you guys that,    If he ever posts here again....ignore it.   It usually is not true !!!!   Love ya Mary....even if you picked on me too.   Ya gotta get ole Boogerhead  back somehow !!!


Hugs and blessings ~~~ Vivian

It's USUALLY not true Viv???  Howza bout it's NEVER true!  Look what he did to my feet when he was trying to make everyone believe I have bunions. I do not have bunions!  Hmmm, wait til Neecee finds out he plays for the other team.  She'll want to convert him!!!  

Mary

Well....Mary some of his posts he does give sound advice....but usually he is pulling everyone's leg or just out right telling lies to everyone about usually poor you !!!!   LOL   Russ needs to get a life !!!!   LOL


Hugs and blessings ~~~ Vivian

I love gay retards! Welcome Boogerhead!

I have a "Free Mi Ling" tee shirt sale coming up soon!

Well Neece, if you love gay retards, you can have this one...he's the cream of the crop!  And he's single now...scawwy proposition.

And the last we heard about Mi Ling was that she was in Haiti and made a fortune with some voodoo kind of foot balm that heels bunions!  But I don't need it cuz...I don't have bunions!

Mary