The Atkins Police

LOL!  I wouldn't exactly call masself a badass, just brutally honest.  I'm the kind of person who would tell a dieter straight up, don't come crying to me cuz you didn't lose a lot a weight when you wuz puttin' all of that trash down your throat and then have the nerve to say the plan didn't work.  It wasn't that the plan didn't work, they didn't work the plan. 

It's like with me and my massage therapist.  She has an internet relationship that she thinks is going to lead to marriage and after a while of hearing this pie in the sky, I tell her exactly what I think of the situation.  Last week, I walked in the door and she said, "Here comes my weekly reality check!"  But now that she's finding out I might be right, it makes me feel better that I made her think.

Mary

Mary's not a "bad" ass, she's an awesome, award-winning, tasty ass.

  I used to have a really really 'bad ass'.  But after I lost all of the weight, my plastic surgeon fixed it for me and now I have a 'Happy Lifted A$$'!  

Speaking of bootays, how's yours hangin'?

Mary

Been neglecting your famous squeezes. Ah, Mary, you're in the wake up business these days.

Mine's not HANGING especially, but it's pretty much a liability and not an ASSet. Ha ha ha. Whooo ha. Nah, it's not too bad. We should do pics in March.

Hey now, I married my soul mate through the internet!hehe  Seriously though, I really did, and through a trashy ol' kinky chat room to boot iit!haha

Best gut feeling move  I've ever done! :)

Hah, who knew our sweet Holly was such a li'l freak?  I LOVE it!    

But did your future soul mate promise you trips around the world on his parents yacht and houses in Aspen and New York and yet for some reason, never could quite find the time to meet you.  It's like that song...'I'm So Much Cooler Online'.  My gut feeling was she shouldn't get her hopes up!

What exactly was your gut telling you?  Nevermind.  It was probably something too kinky for this board!!!

Mary

 Well I am still sweet.  :D  lol  But Im also a true individualist, if that tells you anything.  But we won't get into that. :)

Actually, he was in the Navy stationed over in Japan.  So he was a poor lil boy, no promises in this relationship, just his undying love. :)  Plus he took a his vaction up here to Alaska while stationed there just to see me. :D  But still a poor boy.haha  Yea, I agree promises without ever meeting someone is a a big red flag.  I say make em' meet him and show proof!  Too many wackos and liars in this world.

Ummmm...Holly, as one of the straightest people on the planet, without a kinky bone in my body, uh, no, that doesn't tell me anything.  

So please PM me and tell me what you and that poor li'l Navy boy wuz talkin' bout!

Mary

LOL, Mary...same with me and my hairdresser...she waltzes in on air of course, gonna marry this Atlanta musician (!) in three weeks after this 3 month internet relationship...and has me to contend with: I ask her, does he have a good credit record? She does not know. He keep on making leading questions like, "oh babe, why you work on SATURDAYS? that is gonna change!" But daddy-o ain't coming up with the cold hard cash she needs to take care of her little family like she has done the past 12 years.

She says she wants to find a "classy" way to bring up the subject of money. I tell her, there ain't no classy way - ask and if he don't dig that, there may be a serious problem and hasta la vista, baby!!!!

Girls can be SO dum...(I know, I was one at one time)

Tell it like it is, Neecee!  Preach it, Sister!

Mary