What Have You Done Today to Make You Feel Proud?

Girl, Induction is a walk in the park compared to that grueling regimen.  Why no seasoning?  Dayum.  I eat a salad every day, so I couldn't hang with that!  Atkins has some DELICIOUS protein shakes, one taste like cold cappacino.  The breakfast bars ain't all that, but the Indulge bars taste like candy bars, but you can only have one a day.  Too bad cuz I could eat 'em all day. 

Just meat and fat?  Oh yeah, I forgot you don't eat seafood or fish.  Youse weird!

Mary 

Oh, ladies. Makin' me blush with all that bob and service talk.

But we're s'posed to say why we're proud today. Other than eating green sausages disguised as cucumbers that have lost their battery charge.

*ah hem*

Today I locked up our appliance store one hour early, raced home, and conducted a conference call for a team of 9,000 international associates in the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Hong Kong.

Unfortunately, when I do host these, my nerves get the better of me and I do most of my study time in the potty.

Fortunately, I'm generally empty by 5:55 pm when the call begins.

I call Wednesdays that I host the team calls my "colon cleanse" days. I figure I flush around 2 pounds of misinformation. HA HA HA HA HA, gosh, I laugh at my own jokes.

Well well well, I started off feeling a li'l bad about talking trash, but then I felt TOTALLY vindicated when you went to talking about study time IN THE POTTY!  At least I don't have a "potty mouth".  

Congratulations on the two pound weight loss!

Mary

Tell Bob the Rabbit says HI!
 

LOL, y'all are completely nuts. And that is soo good.

This week i am proud that on vacation, I did 1 whole day of induction - that's one thing about Atkins - it fits good with Road Food. The other days i had like 1-3 servings of tortilla or breadlike crap, so not bad.

I drank, yes, but only one night like a fish:  rum/diet coke. Vegas was a kick in my pants. We walked like crazy - bigass blocks, even using the city bus was a hike and a half every day. Vegas is NOT for fat/sick people.

Also proud I stuck to my gambling budget:  $100 a day ($300 total plus a charitable contribution from DH of $50)  and we went into probably 25 casinos.  One night on Fremont St (old section of Vegas), I played all night on $10 in 3-4 casinos! 

DH came home with  $75 bucks and he paid for a bunch of stuff for us. He is the slot winner in our family. I played no tables, which I planned to do, but the ones not crowded were too rich for my blood.

Neecee!  We missed you like crazee woman!  This place just ain't the same without ya.

Four casinos on $10...how is that possible?  You must have hit sumpn somewhere.

  Good thinking on staying away from the tables.  You could end up po' so fast it'll make your head spin!

  Mary

You're BACK!  You're BACK!  :jumps up and down:

I'm so glad you had a good time and look at that.. you didn't even miss out on your exercise with all of that walking!

yea.. Atkins is definitely road friendly.  I've been known to grab a slim jim from a convenience store on the road.  I've never had Rum (other than Malibu - which doesn't count as alcohol lol) so I don't know what kind of an effect it might have,  if any.  I know the Stoli's doesn't do a thing to me.  Well.. that's not necessarily accurate in all respects ;) .

Good times - yea.. I hung at a $3 BJ table just once.. lol <-- big time gambler!  Was kind of boring by myself.  Dealers are not allowed in the pit off shift and of course I couldn't play at any of Geoff's tables, so the only time I tried it is when he was working the pit and I was walking around trying to occupy myself.  BORING!  That lasted for $50 bucks.  I managed to find my way to the poker slots - put my Ipod on.. and had a good time all by myself!  LOL

Glad you're back, kiddo!