What Have You Done Today to Make You Feel Proud?

Yea... 
well...
and I'm out of AA's
:(

Well, since Jon is useless in this situation,  make him go to the sto' to buy ya some! 

Mary 

If he wasn't a technician.. I would.... but... this is a process.

Lori:  Jon.. get me batteries..
Jon:  for what
Lori:  For BoB
Jon:  Where's bob
Lori:  In my room, 3rd drawer in the lingerie chest

1/2 hour later bob is on the bench being serviced, tested, stealth modified and retrofitted with power thrusters

2 hours later

Lori:  Jon.... what about the batteries..
Jon:  oh yea, that's why it isn't working

Jon then gets slapped in head with Bob.

:(

 Youse nutz!

Mary 

Good lord, Jon can't even manage to service Bob?  No wonder you're so frustrated!!!! 

Um, who says I ain't gettin' none?  Oh yeah, doc said so!   JLO never tells me that.  Either he doesn't think about telling me or he doesn't care...or both.  I think I might hold the record for sex after LBL - ONLY 6 days post-op. 

That's the record allright!  Didn't you get a notebook splainin' no FUN???

Mary

Mary:

I don't think I could last 7 minutes on Atkins Induction so pat yo' proud self on the back.

Craving cucumbers?  Girl, you done lost yo' mind.  Well maybe not since it's workin' for ya!

You and Lori and Janina are AMAZING!!

Kimmie

Atkins Induction is hard, but the good news is that after two weeks you get to eat Atkins Indulge Bars that taste like a Snicker Bar.  My favorite.  So it's just a matter of hanging on by the skin of your teeth for two weeks and then it gets betta!

With your picky eating habits, I'm surprised you could find foods that you actually eat to lose weight.  So I'ze proud of you for that accomplishment!

Mary

Well remember I ate grilled chicken w/no sauce or seasonings, 6 times a day for 3 months.  I 'spose that ain't any worse than Atkins Induction although having to eat eggs would be worse than that.  I'll have to try Atkins Indulge Bars.  Can you have protein shakes on Atkins?  Or just meat and fat?