Happy Birthday Magnolia Mary

Hey everyone, This old broad is finally getting her AARP Card today...it will give her special parking at the Beau Rivage...

All of her friends has pitched in to buy her a  "PED EGG"..thank god they sell them in a 2 pack...it may hold out to get both feet done..

love you Mary...you are finally old enough to vote...

Russ

Happy Birthday, Mary!!!!!!

I'm right behind ya.....I'll be 56 next week.
(But I think I'm beyond AARP age.....yuk!)

Hope Gustav doesn't ruin our birthday plans.


Bren

Hey Bren

Happy early Birthday to you....I think Mary has a year or two on you...she turns the big 60 this year.If my memory is correct   ..You know she ain't looking too bad for an Old Broad....

BoogerHead, you better run for cover 'cuz Mary's gonna drive to Houston and KILL you!  

Oh HELL NO you didn't just tell Bren that I'm SIXTY!  Fifty-one Boo, fifty-one.  But I'm thinking that if I tell everyone I'm sixty, then people will think I'm well preserved...hmmm? 

So if I'm sixty, I guess that makes you fifty-seven! 

Mary 

BoogerHead!!!  First of all, let me thank you for coming way over here to wish me a happy birthday.  I loves ya plenty BrotherMan, even if you have been kicking ass at the gym and I'm jealous!  When I come to Houston in November, I want you to take me to that new fancy schmancy gym of yours.  I want to see those guns in action! 

LOL, the people here won't understand the reference to a 2 pack Ped Egg although I think it's hysterical.  Good one, Boo!  For those of you who don't know, Russ has accused me of having huge giant bunions and has doctored a pic of my feet to make it look like I do.  Then he invented Mi Ling to take care of them for me.  He even had a lady on the plastics board praying for her one time!  He crazeee

Don't forget to drink tha****er!

  Mary



    

   

Bren, my Cajun Sister, Happy Birthday to you, too.

We're still waiting to see where Gustav is going, but after having the eye of Katrina pass over my house, a cat 2 is just a li'l breeze.  I pray they all just become breezes in the Gulf!

Mary

Kimmie, Sandy and I have so many things to whoop BoogerHead for when we get to Houston that she may not have time for surgery.  She's still upset that he went and blabbed about the time she dyed her hair orange!

Don't worry about him getting away with anything, we're forming a posse'.  Even Em may get in on it, but he said he would have her reported as a terrorist as soon as she applies for a visa.  Diabolical, I tell ya!

Mary