What Have You Done Today to Make You Feel Proud?

mwy
on 8/4/08 2:47 pm

I had to go see my plastic surgeon today and I made him a chocolate Jack Daniel's whiskey cake. I'm proud that I didn't lick my fingers or the bowl and I didn't eat any cake! Of course, when you have to go stand nekkid in front of a doctor, it gives you plenty of incentive to be good. What gets me is how all of those skinny *****es with big fake boobs who work in his office eat like pigs and never gain a pound.

Not fair, not fair, not fair!!!

After my appointment, we went out to eat and I had some of the best shrimp scampi I've ever eaten. But I have to say, it had so much garlic in it that if a vampire bit me right now, he'd gag!

Mary

(deactivated member)
on 8/4/08 11:06 pm

I'm proud I didn't come all the way to Mississippi for some of your cake. I've been wanting cake ever since you told me about that chocolate whiskey cake. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!

mwy
on 8/5/08 4:57 am

Well it's a damn good thing that I have broad shoulders to hold up all of that guilt! But look here 'Cupcake Breath', you seem to do pretty good all by yasself when I'm not even discussing cake, so I'm only taking partial blame.

BoogerHead called when I was roasting the pecans for that cake. I'll have to forward what he wrote in an e-mail about why I bring doc cakes. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with reality!!! But I wi**** were true cuz I might get some free plastics out of it!

Mary

(deactivated member)
on 8/5/08 5:07 am

I had to get nekkid in front of the PS on Monday too - boobs and **** - so I guess it's a good thing I didn't eat cake.
I made some brownies this a.m. but they're not that good so I only ate a small bite and I'll take 'em to work tomorrow to get rid of 'em. In the past, I would have eaten 'em anyway but thankfully now I typically only eat stuff if it's worth the calories.
BoogerHead's acting crazy again? I need to meet him.....my life ain't crazy enough yet.
When you find a way to get free plastics or even get what you paid for, let me know. Oh yea, you DID get whatcha paid for, huh?!

mwy
on 8/5/08 5:25 am

Oh yeah girlee, you're going to be the hit of the office tomorrow bringing in brownies that are not that good! But hey, as long as it's a strategy that works, it's all good.

BoogerHead's acting crazee again? When did he ever stop? Ya'll ought to meet for lunch sometime. Although he eats nothing. He called me after he went to the casino in Lake Charles and said he ate some steak and an olive. AN olive?

Well it looks like someone may end up having her revisions and boobs done in Pasadena! Hold your ears everybody...she's fixin' to blow!!!

Mary

(deactivated member)
on 8/5/08 5:45 am

Girl, you know I don't do ANYTHING in Pasadena, TX. You knew that would get me riled up, huh?! Forget about the weather, I'll have my own hurricane going on if that's true! When Denton Cooley starts practicing in Pasadena, TX, then we'll talk.
BTW, my boss will eat anything (and think it's good). The brownies aren't terrible, they're just not fabulous.
I'd love to meet BH for lunch. All the WLS patients I've ever met eat more than I do!

mwy
on 8/5/08 6:06 am

Hah!!! Made ya type in BOLD RED letters!

So just what do you and Trixie have against having your plastics done in the "Armpit of Texas"? Maybe JLO will find a new place soon. He needs his own surgical suite.

Good for you that your boss has a cast iron stomach!

Mary

(deactivated member)
on 8/5/08 6:21 am

1. I care about my life and my health.
2. I paid Neiman's prices for PS so I expect to be operated on at Neiman's, not WalMart (heck being operated on in the housewares aisle at WalMart is probably safer than Vista hospital!).
3. I care about my life and my health.
'NUFF said, GF!