Water vs Wine

Future Legend
on 7/28/08 10:05 am - SC
  To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine and those who don't.
   As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria....   In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink one liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop, Wine = Health   Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
HollyRachel
on 7/28/08 11:43 am
I love it!  I'm gonna have to let dh read it when he wakes up.  That's great!
mwy
on 7/28/08 2:09 pm
 Uh oh...too late!  Damn water, I knew there was a reason I was having a hard time getting it all down.

Mary   
Neecee O.
on 7/28/08 11:58 pm - CA
LOL!!!!!! 

My BIL tells his kids, "DADDY drinks wine like Jesus...MOMMY drinks beeeeeer (all slurry)"

Thanks for the laugh....
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