Weight loss by star sign (light hearted)

Here's mine! Except for the exercise part and the sweet tooth, very close to what I contend with! Fun, I love astrology! TAURUS (20 April-20 May)

Down to earth Taureans are not attracted to fad diets or other weight loss gimmicks. Their methodical nature means that dieting comes easier to them. Furthermore, their normal patience ensures that they stay on track even if their weight loss is slow. However, typical Taureans tend to lose weight quite slowly, often because they have a slow metabolism and don't really enjoy exercise. Also, a minority of Taureans can become very "set" in their ways, and may not find it easy to change their lifestyle. Where it occurs, Taurean obesity tends to be the result of a sweet tooth, a love of rich food and occasionally a self-indulgent streak. So eating regularly throughout the day will prove especially beneficial for them.