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Jupiter6
on 8/2/07 1:14 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ

I spend--- wayy too much time on painkillers. But I digress. Mmmkay. Here's what I need: apparently I previously got all my water from food, because now my skin is getting all scaly and dry. Problem is, I can't really reach it all to properly lube up, on accounta-- well, it hurts. And I really can't stand drinking water-- although I have just drunk 24 oz. this am. So I am thinking-- maybe they could just put me on an IV...and then spray lotion on me from a helicopter-- or maybe a crop-duster. Because with this loose skin, every time I rub lotion into my crazy self, I feel this need to yell aloud, "IT TAKES THE LOTION FROM THE BASKET AND RUBS IT ON ITS SKIN!" Then I start cackling, and my cat runs and hides under the bed and... did I mention Oxycodone goes very nicely with protein shakes?

"Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--
     Emergency Bowel Repair 6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.   Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift
     12/08
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA Mastopexy/Massive
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty (plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
     6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
     Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300 Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2 BMI: 24.7

Heather K.
on 8/2/07 2:16 am - HI

OMG Shari you are a kick in the ass! haha I'm sorry you seem to be having problems with skin drying --- I'll write to the lotion companies and tell them they need to make spray-on, no-rub lotion like they do for sunscreen now a days.

Janine P.
on 8/2/07 2:20 am - Long Island, NY

DS on 05/03/11

Aww geezus girl you're a ****** I like the crop-duster image. That was good. Can you drink crystal lite instead of water? A lot of doctors consider it the same thing, and I know you don't like water.

Janine Me on Youtube

Jupiter6
on 8/2/07 6:24 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ

RNY on 07/16/07

I don't like any liquids, apparently. I had Crystal Light anyway today-- made me queasy as hell, but I drank 25 oz. of it.

"Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--
     Emergency Bowel Repair 6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.   Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift
     12/08
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA Mastopexy/Massive
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty (plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
     6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
     Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300 Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2 BMI: 24.7

violamom
on 8/2/07 2:32 am - veradale, WA

I have chronically dry skin and "reaching issues" might I suggest a spatula? the rubber kind used to scrape the sides of a bowl? no not to spank you with!!! you can use it to help apply lotion in hard to reach places :)

What I've eaten is here for the world to see
336.1 (8-1-07)/319.0 (12-28-07)/200 (goal for 12-31-08)/160 (goal)
Next mini goal is 290 by 1-31-08

acappellamom
on 8/2/07 2:34 am - NJ

"It does what its told, or it gets the hose again!!!" LOL! Maybe your SIG could help you with the lotion??

Jean

JustBud
on 8/2/07 3:26 am - Houston, TX

Shari: You may need to try good ole' vaseline! It werks well.. especially in cold temps.

Eat to live, not live to eat!

Neecee O.
on 8/2/07 5:43 am - CA

when my skin gets like that, one thing works best of all: ask SigOt to bring you a bottle of Neutragena body oil...light sesame oil. Right before you towel dry off from the shower, do your best to mix some oil into the water droplets on your skin from the shower. Then towel dry. You will be amazed at how wonderful this works. It doe snot take much to cover your (ahem) crop.

You funnneee girl

Jupiter6
on 8/2/07 6:26 am - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ

RNY on 07/16/07

I only see the SigOt once a week these days. I was hoping maybe Bert'd pick up his slack and fly over NJ in the FattyCopter, but nooo....the kid's too busy making posey puns to take a hint!

"Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--
     Emergency Bowel Repair 6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.   Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift
     12/08
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA Mastopexy/Massive
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty (plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
     6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
     Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300 Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2 BMI: 24.7

Chris I.
on 8/3/07 1:18 am

FobiPouch on 02/09/10

Saran wrap your bed and then poor all your favorite lotions and oils (wesson oil is always nice!! haha) all over it and proceed to 'waller' around the best you can.. :)

-=- CHRiS aka "Butterfinger Ho" -=-

                                         40 lbs lost while pursuing surgery.

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