And the verdict?
Hit the scales this afternoon at 301.2 pounds.
So I peed--- twice. I swam some laps, sat in the sauna, dried in front of a fan--- and STILL got a reading of 300.8 while still damp--- so I am taking it! Close enough to 300 to spit-- and it'll be lower in the am. Plus, I am wet. And....I made Sig Ot weigh the wet suit in my kitchen scale-- and it weighs half a pound! (That'd be 300.3, right....right?)
Neurotic much? BWAHH HAA HAAAA
I'm calling it. It's 300 pounds, goddamn it! It IS! SCREW THE TICKER! BWAAAHAAA HAAA HAAAA!
I'l be under 300 in the morning....right? RIGHT????
Help me here, people!
"Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--
Emergency Bowel Repair 6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U. Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 12/08
Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09 -Dr. Pontell, Media PA Mastopexy/Massive
Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty (plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
Total Cost: $33,500 Start wt: 368 RNY wt: 300 Goal wt: 150 Current wt: 148.2 BMI: 24.7
I say claim it too. Yoohoo!!! Shari it's my wish that your surgery goes off without a hitch and your recovery is swift and as painless and possible. And don't forget when you wake-up in recovery tomorrow -- the morphine pump is your friend.
Tell your Sig Ot to let us know as soon as possible, cuz we'll be biting our fingernails in anticipation.