Sometimes we can't win!!
I was young and foolish,
I ate a cheeseburger.
Then I said "NO!" to fat and ate only the bun.
Then I said "NO!" to carbs and ate only the meat.
Then I said "NO!" to meat and ate only the cheese.
Then I said "NO" to dairy and ate only the lettuce and tomato.
Then I said "NO!" to non-organic vegetables and ate only the toasted sesame seeds.
And then I said "NO!" to media-induced food hysteria! "NO!" to nutrition-depleting craving-inducing extremes.
I reinstated some fat....some carbs...some meat...some dairy...some veggies and
TA DA!!!!
I am old and wise, I will eat a cheeseburger!!!
The new "fast" food:
Six minutes to prepare the food,
Six years to prepare the brain.
I found that amusing, thought I'd share!!!
"Accountability first to yourself, then nobody else matters"
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