Dear Self

Jupiter6
on 6/4/07 11:16 pm - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ
Listen up, Self. I have weight lifted, walked and swam until I am waterlogged. I have fat counted and calorie counted, and sugarless gummed and water drank. I gave you a facial and a pedicure and I will get your nails done tomorrow. I am giving you multivitamins and extra protein and flax seed oiI. I've let you sleep 8 hours a night. I have listened to you, and sang your praises, and put new clothes on you. But lemee tell you something, self. If I get on that scale today, and you don't give up a pound or two, I swear to God, Self--I am sooooo gonna beat your sorry ass with a two-by-four. Bring it!

 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

Angela B.
on 6/4/07 11:30 pm - Somerville, AL
Okay, we'll have no SELF abuse on this forum.  You are so funny....LOL

10/4/07 surgery 265, 11/7/07 1st fill  252, 12/27/07 2nd fill 243, 1/16/08 234, 2/27/08 3rd fill 230, 5/18/08 209, 6/12/08 home scale 200!!!!!!!!!!! 10/22/08 1 yr......184, 11/4/08.....170, Pouch dilation in April 10, complete unfill. Starting over! 7/29/10-175    

Jupiter6
on 6/4/07 11:34 pm - Near Media, Pa- South of Philly, NJ
No way, man! I gotta show me who's boss!

 "Oh sweet and sour Jesus, that is GOOD!" - Stephen Colbert  Lap RNY 7/07-- Lap Gallbladder 5/08--  
     Emergency Bowel Repair
6/08 -Dr. Meilahn, Temple U.  
 Upper and Lower Bleph/Lower Face Lift 
12/08 
     Fraxel Repair 2/09-- Lower Bleph Re-Do 5/09  -Dr. Pontell, Media PA  Mastopexy/Massive 
     Brachioplasty/ Extended Abdominoplasty 
(plus Mons Lift and Upper Leg lift) / Hernia Repair
      6/24/09 ---Butt Lift and Lateral Thighplasty Scheduled 7/6/10
 - Dr. Ivor Kaplan VA Beach
      
Total Cost: $33,500   Start wt: 368   RNY wt: 300  Goal wt: 150   Current wt: 148.2  BMI: 24.7

Sonja W.
on 6/5/07 12:56 am - Surprise, AZ
You crack me up!!    Thank you!  I really needed a good giggle this morning.  I pity the scale that offends you. 
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