work song

Signing in to work On a cold and snowy day Hoping the bugs will go Far, far, far away The Sparc Phone will ring Makings spirits blight What fun it is to be hung up on on a cold winter night. Chorus: Cardholders Smell, Cardholders Smell Cardholders all the day! Oh what fun is to smile at the craziness all the day. Oh what fun is to smile at the craziness all the day A call or two ago I thought I'd be polite, To a caller Mr. Bright, Who cussed with all his might The man was mean and rank For my torture he fought A mistake he did make for he found the shoes that he bought. Chorus: Cardholders Smell, Cardholders Smell Cardholders all the day! Oh what fun is to smile at the craziness all the day. I had a call you know, but Workstation failed I yell at it "Go" It moves like a snail It thinks it's being sly By ruining my day HC says "Oh My, this won't run until May" Chorus: Cardholders Smell, Cardholders Smell Cardholders all the day! Oh what fun is to smile at the craziness all the day. Now the day is night Everything has gone wrong I think I just might Make this a song Can we have a day off Two or three at least Sometime before May I may have to leave.

We have someone at work here singing (loudly) and mostly on key - "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow". Believe me, no one here wants it to snow!!! It's bad enough it's cold outside. Skylar