'twas the week before Christmas....
'Twas the week before Christmas and all through the mall, I was shopping and buying and having a ball!!
Six months out of surgery who would have known, I could suddenly stop looking so over-grown!
Back home my new stockings are hung up all sleek, while hubby is trying to take just a peek.
The children are nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of their new mom danced in their heads.
While I in my 16's and Dad in his 3X, were just getting ready for some hot monkey sex!
While rubbing my back, my new bones start to clatter, he looked even closer to see what was the matter!
Away to the scale we flew with a dash, clicked on the old light and it lit with a flash.
When what to our wondering eyes did we see? A six month weight loss of ONE HUNDRED AND THREE!!!
Eat protien! Drink Water! Get up off your asses, Don't be sitting there like a bowl of molasses!
From the top of the stairs to the bottom we run, now dash away, dash away, pounds, one by one.
I HAD the round face, I HAD the big belly, but now it's been traded for sugar free jelly!
I was chubby and plump, and a jolly old girl, but now I am jollier in my "smaller" world.
My health has improved and my outlook is bright, Happy weight loss to all, and to all....a small bite!!
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