Have you had YOUR post... today?

TOS Disclaimer: The following post is an attempt to raise enthusiasm, to promote healthy belly chuckles, and to increase the smile and posting factor on the New Jersey board. It is not intended nor should it be construed as actual medical or health endorsement(s) in any way. (Except perhaps the part about flatuence.... fight gas everywhere.. I say! Good EVENING all you happy New Jersey, Garden state campers ! Timmy Ray here.... returning after a 7 day absence to ask the burning **question** of the day.. Have *YOU*.... posted... have you had your OH post today? Leading doctors agree... posting on a support network online, especially the New Jersey OH board leads to -increased enthusiasm -improved circulation -enhanced libido -The variety of social interaction increases -marked improvements in facial expressions -lessened flatulence -metabolic intensity (just what is **metabolic intensity?** shrug.. hey it sounded good) -drive and energy levels boosted -literary and verbal skill enhancements and ok ok I am laughing too much to continue... but seriously..... Ya all.....*** I am backkkkk** so you people simply must go post today.... Share Share SHARE already willya??? if your new to the board... write and tell us about yourself.... if you are a ol hand and been around, update us. Tell us something we dont know. (one lady on another board shared about a near home invasion...wow... now THAT is a sobering thought.... yikes eh?) Tell us a joke, a story, share a particular experience or ask a question.... we are all here for each other and here for YOU.. *YOU**... (thats right.. YOU..) For those of you that have had a absolutely, terrible, horrible horrific day.... come *SHARE*... and gain in the sharing. Its also encouraging when you have others say... *awww been there... hang in there it gets better. Really. Would I lie? *innocent look*. No waiting on Register New Jersey board.. hit reply.. or POST right now ! Take care all... see you more as the week continues *** : ) Timmy Ray *** This concludes the test of the Emergency Humor Infusion System. Has this truly been a comic emergency, you would have been instructed where to turn in your local area for instructions on how to sit, bend and ..... oh ok.. whoopse wrong closing. We now return you to your regularly scheduled WLS OH New Jersey board posting.. this has been a test of E.H.I.S. and only a test. Have a great week all. : )

Dear Timmy, Good to see that you're back. How did your tests go? We all missed you!!!! I've had several highs and lows these last few weeks. The higest high was when I attended my eldest granddaughter's Bat Mitzvah in Illinois. She was beautiful, poised, knowledgeable, and just "delicious". It was a long weekend and several months ago, with all the eating that goes along with this kind of celebration, I probably would have gained 5-7 pounds. This time, however, I lost 2. Yay, me!!! The lowest low was today when I was diagnosed with beginning stage breast cancer. It is totally operable (surgery in the next few weeks)but still I'm crazy upset and, once again I could have eaten all the french fries in NJ. (but I didn't) Please keep me in your prayers and wish me well on this next surgery and journey. Thanks. Betsy

Betsy, Prayers are coming your way... Take care of yourself.. safe some fries for me. Donna

Will keep you in our prayers Betsy !! Emily