OT but sooooo funny
Here's what the article said : My exhusband had this annoying habit of bringing greasy old carburetors & this into the house to work on.So,last week,when my friend called to tell me this story,my response was,"where did this guy live?" Now reassured that I never was related to him by marriage,this is too hilarious not to share. This guy pushed his motorcycle from the patio into his living room where he began to clean the engine with rags & a bowl of gasoline.When he finished,he sat on the bike & statred it to make sure everything was ok.Unfortunately,the bike started in gear & crashed through the glass patio door with him clinging to the handlebars. His wife came running from the kitchen,crumpled & bleeding,badly cut from the glass.She called 911,the paramedics transported the guy to the ER. So far the story is funny inn"that's what u get for bringing your bike inside to work on"kinda way. But here's the best part. Later that afternoon,after many stitches put her husband back together,the wife brought him home& put him to bed.She cleaned the living room & dumped the gas into the toilet. Later,her husband woke up,lit a cigarette & went into the bathroom.He sat down & tossed the cig into the toilet which then exploded because his wife forgot to flush the gas away.The explosion blew the man through the bathroom door. The wife heard the explosion & his screams.She found him lying in the hall with his pants blown away & burns on his butt.She again ran to call 911. The same 2 paramedics were dispatched.They loaded the man onto stretcher & began carrying him to the street.One asked his wife how he was injured.When the wife told them,they laughed so hard they dropped the strecher,& broke the guys collar bone. Talk about instant karma.
MeLinda
Goal is 165 or thigh high boots whichever comes first
