Official Joke O de Day

Cops, What Cha Gonna Do When They Come For You... Bad Boys... A san diego patrolman pulled over a driver and told him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5000 in a safety competition. "what are you going to do with the money? "the officer asked. "i guess i"ll go to driving school and get my license, " the man answered. "I don't listen to him," said the woman in the passanger seat. "he's a smart alect when he is drunk." This woke up the man in the back seat, who saw the cop and said, "i knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." Then there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked in spanish, "are we over the border yet?"

Mornin Timmy, I was reading your other posts this morning and you had me laughin my head off.. LOL Thanks I needed that. I am glad there is actually someone alive here in NJ.. I keep checking the board everyday and there isn't much activity at all. I moved here in December from Massachusetts where I had my surgery last August. I wish I could find a support group near me. Or even someone close to me I could buddy with. So far I have found neither. Thanks again for the humor. Much love and understanding Kimberly

Good Morning Kimberly ! Yeah, Im alive I guess? Lol. I am a student (grad school) at Monmouth University in Long Branch, NJ. I live in Jackson, with my lovely wife Sandi, we just celebrated our first wedding anniversary in Florida on vacation last Month : ) I have an incomplete from Spring term (last term) to finish then I will be getting my CDL (hopefully) and driving school bus for like camps and things this summer... thats the game plan I think? Well, see boards are a place where about 50 percent of the people lurk. When I had my surgery (december 2004)... the Singles Board here on Obesity help was d-e-a-d . From the neck both ways. DOA. Outskie. No life. So a number of us began to post daily, and sometimes just to get a few posts going post jokes and limericks, and the like. That in a nutshell is what I am trying to encourage here.. gradually more involvement and posting... as people see others post.. more post themselves... Sort like a disease. Or a fungus among us. Or a fungi among ye. or a.... well you get the message : )) Basically I am a 42 year old, 380 pound , 18 month out post op laproscopic RNY, male type person, who SHOULD be at the Gym right *now* working out with AJ (from the board here). I SHOULD be in Toms River, at the gym there... doing that. But... for a number of reasons I wont go into, I am home.... posting. This board is going to get busier.. you will see. I am eternally optimistic, because you see after a few days of having most of the posts with the YELLOW hot (hot) label... some of those peole who "read" but never POST (you know who you are.. : P ) slowly...almost like a bubble in a jar of honey... more people post... testing the waters.. etc.. till its a *hoppin place. Tis true. *solemn Timmy Nod. I used to work graveyard 3rd shift for years till I gained all my weight and then for a long while I was still a night owl.. occassionally I get massive insomnea and so I am trying to post more.. I **challenged everyone to post daily then it was like oh ten days b4 I posted again. Im SUCH a redneck. Sigh. Good morning to you .... I hope your day goes well and that you get some sleep if you have been (like me) up all night.... and please.. somebody send my man AJ a iced coffee and a sugar free cookie... cuz otherwise I think he is gonna hit me for missing another workout (I have a good excuse ..... a good reason.. really. (*solemn unsteady unwavering gaze). Have a good day Kimberly : ) Godspeed Timmy Ray PS Maybe you could carpool with some of the folks that come down from by the city? We have a few that come south a good distance.. it would be swell to have you meet our group and get to know some of the gang : ) Otherwise,... you sure are welcome to post and continue to get to know us... we love your posts : )))