STOP THE MADNESS!!! LOL

Mare...  girl get these thoughts outta your head.  Like some have said...  eat what you can legally now and enjoy the heck out of every bite.  Because after surgery...  you will remember those bites.  LOL  When Myrtis mentioned a ribeye...my mouth watered.  LOL!!!!   But I know one day I can have it again.   You can do this.  Just look at all the support you got behind ya.  Now, go eat!   Connie

Doctor says low carbs week before and liquids day before. He'd, of course, like me to lose 9 lbs before then, but I've been doing low carb for a few weeks to prepare since I got my approval. Wanna be a "ready Betty" when my day comes. xoxo

Mare, You are going to do this and come through with flying colors. Eatting will never be the same for you after surgery. It can be a blessing too.                                          Annie

Hey!  I wanted to share something with you that I loved when I was doing my low carb pre op...... 1.  I took a plate and put a spoonful of pizza sauce (5 carbs), some mozzarella cheese (1 carb), and some peperoni (0 carbs, some brands).  Heat this in the microwave.  PIZZA!!!  2.  I took raw hamburger, made a ball, put bacon and onions in the middle, then form a patty.  Microwave this or put it in the George Foreman.  Top with cheese, mustard, and a pickle.  Very few carbs.  BACON CHEESEBURGER!!!!!!!!!!  I know it is hard, but you will do fine. 

Hi This is the Bread Detective for Dr. Harris... Im checking the boards to monitor all his patients having surgery in a few weeks and your name came up. I am here to tell you that if you eat ANY bread your surgery will be immedietley and FOREVER cancelled.


Detective Baby Veins

BAH!!!!! Can you really see me? LMAO!!!!!!

Of course I can see you, I see your every move as you look at the bread and muffins that are sitting out on the counter, move them to places that only (checks spyware) Michael knows about. This will be less tempting during those nasty Carb cravings!! LOLOLOL I will be monitoring you closely for any bread/carb activity and if my bread detector goes off then you will receive a visit from me in your kitchen to remove all breads off the premises.

Detective Baby Veins