WARNING!! Goodberry's SF Frozen Custard is DEADLY

Today I experienced the worst dumping episode of my weight loss journey.  I ate a very delicious SF vanilla mini cup of frozen custard.  About 15 min. later I started feeling a bit weezy, Miss Finickie started to rumble... Annie wasn't feeling too good either... we both started burping and moaning.  I said Annie, how far are we from your house?  20 miles.... a very long 20 miles down 64W. I left Annies enroute to Sanford for fabric.  Had to stop 3 times from Pittsboro to Sanford.   (running to bathroom) trying to act non chalant.  I am surprised no one called the rescue squad from the (how do I put this delicately) LOUDEST LONGEST FARTING SESSION OF MY LIFE.  I had to flush minimum 3 times each time.  It's a miracle I wasn't charged extra for damages. Then I had to use the bathroom again at the fabric store, and again at the gas station on Hawkins Ave.  Won't go back there any time soon.  Maybe they have quick turn over in employees. Hey Annie, we should have weighed ourselves before and after Goodberry's!  Wanna lose weight fast?  GO TO GOODBERRIES! Whew...  glad that's over. Love, Diane

LMBO........Diane, you have me rolling........I think we can all relate to your experience.  For me, it was Friday on my 5 hour jaunt back from Charlotte.  I think I used too much Red Grapefruit crystal light in my drink because not too far along 77  my stomach was screaming, I love the looks you get when you stop in a fast food place "just to use the bathroom".  Big change from 6 months ago, I surely would have HAD to get "just a little something" while I was there.  Hope you and Annie had a good time though.  Thanks for the laugh.. Nancy

ROFLMAO .... OMG!!! Diane ... I have tears running down my face. I have to find a way to change the names and places to protect the innocent and then send it to my sons and husband.

I'm sorry that you had such an eventful experience, but thanks for the chuckles.

Love you bunches,

Barb

Aside from the deadly Goodberry's which I promise to my higher power never to darken their store again I had such a fun day at Perkins and running around with my partner in crime. After Diane left I managed to sew a top that went with an outfit I have never been able to wear till now. Lee got home just in time to thread the needle for me. Then I did what some southern woman say is I Took To My Bed and after a 30 minute nap I was feeling better. Then we went out to dinner with my mom and she just could not belive how nice I looked in my outfit I wore tonight. I did take pictures and will post tomorrow. Thank you Lisa about the advice on bread I had a halleluia moment at dinner tonight I was able to eat a half of a dinner roll with no problem.                                                  Annie

Looking forward to seeing those new pics!  I am so happy for you , Annie!  Glad you and Diane are feeling better after the not-so-Goodberry's experience!

Annie -

I too am looking forward to the new photos.

Do share the tip Lisa gave you.

Again, it was great to see you again.

Barb

Hi Annie - Just wanted to say that I love your picture! I can see the new hairdo better in this one and it looks fantastic. You're just too damned cute! xoxo Mare

Doesn't sound pleasant at all!!! Yikes! We call that kind of bathroom episode "downloading" in our house. LOL Hope you're feeling better. xoxo Mare

Its soooo funny you say that because I am preop and I expereienced the same thing when i went to the one in raleigh about 6 months ago. I thought I was going to die!!! I kept telling my boyfriend I think I have food posion. I  promised I would never go there again.

Just way to funny, Can't wait to experiece the attack of the wet FART!  Myrtis