Dr's Visit
Just for laughs....Thought we all could use a good laugh once in awhile.
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts With
certain basics.
How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
She put me on Prozac.
Hugs to you
Perry W.