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My sister sent this to me. I thought ya'll might it enjoy it!
From 0 to 200 in 4 Seconds
The couple had been debating the purchase of a
new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast
little sports-like car so
she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up
old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of
their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes
from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming
up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new
bathroom scale.
Services are pending.
I'd have smacked him across the noggin with the scale myself and call it poetic justice.
This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maria HERES ANOTHER JOKE. HOPE ITS CONSIDERED CLEAN.
MY UNCLE USED THIS ONE WITH HIS FIRST EX.
AFTER 12 YEARS OF MARRAIGE A WIFE COMPLAINED TO HER HUSBAND THAT HER BREASTS WERE TOO SMALL. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY SHE COULD MAKE THEM BIGGER.
HER HUSBAND REPLIED " I KNOW HOW YOU CAN MAKE THEM BIGGER."
WIFE SAID " HOW, WHAT IS IT I NEED TO DO?"
HUSBAND SAID " JUST TAKE SOME TISSUE AND RUB IT BETWEEN THEM EVERYDAY, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY"
AND SO SHE DID. SEVERAL WEEKS GO BY. AND SHE COMPLAINS AGAIN TO HER HUSBAND. " THEY ARENT ANY BIGGER. I HAVE BEEN DOING AS YOU SAID. I RUB TISSUE BETWEEN THEM EVERYDAY, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.
HUSBAND REPLIES "OH, BUT... IT SHOULD WORK. GIVE IT SOMEMORE TIME."
SHE ASKS " HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WILL WORK?"
HE SAYS "WELL, .... HONEY, IT WORKED ON YOUR REAR END."
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