~SPIRITUAL NOT RELIGIOUS~ A DAY AT A TIME

RHONDA FROM KY
on 4/25/09 10:05 pm - ALEXANDRIA, KY
04/26 REFLECTION FOR THE DAY
When I first came to The Program, I was stunned by the constant sound of laughter.  I realize today that cheerfulness and merriment make for usefulness.  Outsiders are sometimes shocked when we burst into laughter over a seemingly tragic experience out of the past.  But why shouldn't we laugh?  We have recovered, and have helped others to recover.  What greater cause could there be for rejoicing than this?  HAVE I BEGUN TO REGAIN MY SENSE OF HUMOR?

TODAY I PRAY
May God restore my sense of humor.  May I appreciate the honest laughter that is the background music of our mutual rejoicing in our sobriety(recovery).  May I laugh a lot, not the defensive ego-laugh which mocks another's weakness, not the wry laugh of the self-put-down, but the healthy laugh that keeps situations in perspective.  May I never regard this kind of laughter as irreverent.  I have learned, instead, that it is irreverent to take myself too seriously.

TODAY I WILL REMEMBER
A sense of humor is a sign of health.

 


Things That Are Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You’re Drunk:

1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.

It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.  ~Ursula K. LeGuin

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