What the deuce?

Apologies ahead of time for the low brow topic.  I am struggling to comprehend how while taking in three 1/4->1/2 cup servings of "food" and a couple of protein shakes that a human (me) could produce so much *ahem* "waste?  We're talking the Captain's Log, stardate September 1, 2015.

I guess it is the body breaking down my vast stores of extraneous previously processed food (that is,  fat).  

Anyway, just a semi random musing for the day.

Tom

Recognizing something you ate in high School final rounding third base 

Keep a plunger handy!!

Damn, I wish I could do that.  My performance in the small room has been ****ty since surgery.  I mean, I'm about as lousy in the Oval Office as W Bush was.

I've been told it before, so I guess it might be true, I must be full of it.

I also have had record-breaking "results", once the post-surgery "fun" solidified.  And here I sit, all-the-while wondering where all this could have come from?  I mean, Holy Crap (pun intended)!  I don't eat enough solid matter to create such an abundance of ... Solid matter.  

On average now, after the deed has been done I will think, "Well goody!  that one didn't feel large and potentially clog-inducing." ... And when I inspect my output (yeah, I went there too!), I'm amazed and slightly horrified that I'm able to walk with that much in me.

I'm starting to think like the rest of y'all - either I am so full of "it" that it's now spilling over, or ... No... Nope, that must be it.  I'm getting rid of all those years of being a mushroom... You know - kept in the dark and fed "schtuff".

-Tom in Tx