Dos Anos for me
Guys,
I know that I said I was going to post the two year surgiversary story tomorrow, but it turned out I had time to knock it out today. So, here goes ...
Rather than the normal, "I'm so thankful for this surgery" stuff (and I am, by the way); I thought I'd just make a list of how things have changed for me in the last 2 years 220+ pounds.
1 - I no longer shudder at the thought of going to WalMart just because the store is too damn big to walk. I no longer am sweating so badly by the time I get to the cashier that I am almost embarrassed to check out. However, I do still shudder at the thought of going to WalMart, but just for better reasons than before.
2 - I can fly without thinking that the person next to me is pissed that they got stuck next to the fat guy.
3 - The food I crave and eat is totally different now. I have eaten more fresh fruit in the last two years than I did in the previous 55 years. I no longer crave red meat. In fact, I eat very little meat at all. My diet consists mostly of fruits, cheese, yogurt, granola, and Starbucks.
4 - I have earned a gold or platinum rating with Starbucks as a coffee transfer addition became apparent. Decaf, skinny mocha, extra hot, please.
5 - I now look for excuses to walk. In fact at least three times a week, I walk across the street from my office to the local mall to walk through lunch hour. I became paranoid that the security people would begin to wonder why I was there so much that I've begun to walk around the outside of the mall rather than inside. By the way it's also cheaper because (see number 6)
6 - I am now a clothes ***** It has been so long since I was able to shop in a "normal" store that I've gone wild. Not really, but it seems like it. It's really odd to be able to buy things on sale since nothing was ever on sale in the big and tall shop.
7 - When naked, I can now look down and see my ding-dong. On the other side of the coin, there is no longer enough fat apron to cover up when the little guy decides to stand at attention at inopportune times.
8 - I can cut my toenails without needing a rest between feet.
9 - I am far less self-conscious in social situations. And, I've actually been hit on a few times. Sorry, I'm taken.
10 - Popeye's Fried Chicken is sending me cards that say, "Please come back. We miss you." They got the idea from KFC, Taco Bell, and the local pizza joint, all of whom miss me dearly.
It's been two years and I'm still excited. It's been a bumpy ride, and I have no doubt that the future will be just as bumpy. But I'm taking it all in stride.
Getting ready now for a second plastics consult to get rid of the excess skin. I've lost a ton of weight, but all the extra skin still makes me feel fat. So, I've decided to get it done. It just seems like the right thing to do for myself.
Happy 2nd to me!
Ken
I know that I said I was going to post the two year surgiversary story tomorrow, but it turned out I had time to knock it out today. So, here goes ...
Rather than the normal, "I'm so thankful for this surgery" stuff (and I am, by the way); I thought I'd just make a list of how things have changed for me in the last 2 years 220+ pounds.
1 - I no longer shudder at the thought of going to WalMart just because the store is too damn big to walk. I no longer am sweating so badly by the time I get to the cashier that I am almost embarrassed to check out. However, I do still shudder at the thought of going to WalMart, but just for better reasons than before.
2 - I can fly without thinking that the person next to me is pissed that they got stuck next to the fat guy.
3 - The food I crave and eat is totally different now. I have eaten more fresh fruit in the last two years than I did in the previous 55 years. I no longer crave red meat. In fact, I eat very little meat at all. My diet consists mostly of fruits, cheese, yogurt, granola, and Starbucks.
4 - I have earned a gold or platinum rating with Starbucks as a coffee transfer addition became apparent. Decaf, skinny mocha, extra hot, please.
5 - I now look for excuses to walk. In fact at least three times a week, I walk across the street from my office to the local mall to walk through lunch hour. I became paranoid that the security people would begin to wonder why I was there so much that I've begun to walk around the outside of the mall rather than inside. By the way it's also cheaper because (see number 6)
6 - I am now a clothes ***** It has been so long since I was able to shop in a "normal" store that I've gone wild. Not really, but it seems like it. It's really odd to be able to buy things on sale since nothing was ever on sale in the big and tall shop.
7 - When naked, I can now look down and see my ding-dong. On the other side of the coin, there is no longer enough fat apron to cover up when the little guy decides to stand at attention at inopportune times.
8 - I can cut my toenails without needing a rest between feet.
9 - I am far less self-conscious in social situations. And, I've actually been hit on a few times. Sorry, I'm taken.
10 - Popeye's Fried Chicken is sending me cards that say, "Please come back. We miss you." They got the idea from KFC, Taco Bell, and the local pizza joint, all of whom miss me dearly.
It's been two years and I'm still excited. It's been a bumpy ride, and I have no doubt that the future will be just as bumpy. But I'm taking it all in stride.
Getting ready now for a second plastics consult to get rid of the excess skin. I've lost a ton of weight, but all the extra skin still makes me feel fat. So, I've decided to get it done. It just seems like the right thing to do for myself.
Happy 2nd to me!
Ken
KenHud
RNY 5/17/10 highest: 407 lb - maintaining a loss of 200+ pounds and enjoying life
RNY 5/17/10 highest: 407 lb - maintaining a loss of 200+ pounds and enjoying life
Ken, your story is truely amazing. It's hard to believe that a person could lose over half of themselves. I'm sure it wasn't easy, but men like you give rookies like me a fighting chance. My RNY is Thurs and I still have doubts. I guess I wish I was 10 or 15 yrs younger than my 67 yrs. The Dr's perfer younger patients for safety, I guess. I read your list and it reflects so much of what I face now. The only thing that didn't pertain to me was the coffee. That's the only vice I've never had.
Congrats on your 2 year surgiversary. Hope you have plenty more.
By the way, when I was reading #7 I had tears in my eyes from laughing so much. I never could see mine because it was always so small. LOL!
One other thing, is that when you are my age you don't remember what a "woody" is. I know I haven't for a number ofyears.
Congrats on your 2 year surgiversary. Hope you have plenty more.
By the way, when I was reading #7 I had tears in my eyes from laughing so much. I never could see mine because it was always so small. LOL!
One other thing, is that when you are my age you don't remember what a "woody" is. I know I haven't for a number ofyears.
Congratulations on your success and may it continue! 
Know what you mean on Starbucks. It is 1.2 miles from where we are staying to the closest one. Beats the crap out of the 41 miles at home to the closest one. It will be a rewarding walk this morning.
Feel your pain on going to Wal-Mart. A WLS surgeon's rep would be able to drum up some business. Same could likely be said for a psychotherapist rep as well!
Know what you mean on Starbucks. It is 1.2 miles from where we are staying to the closest one. Beats the crap out of the 41 miles at home to the closest one. It will be a rewarding walk this morning.
Feel your pain on going to Wal-Mart. A WLS surgeon's rep would be able to drum up some business. Same could likely be said for a psychotherapist rep as well!
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 
Mega congrats to you Ken. You are an Iconic example to all of us here.
Way to go!
As for your list, I have major laughs at the #8, and wonder why Popeye's has your address.
And as for those wondering about #7.... that actually is descriptive of a medical disease.
It's called "Dickiedo Disease"
It's kinda' complex medically speaking, but basically, it's when your stomach sticks out more than your dickie do.
Congrats on conquering it Ken.
rock on Boss,
Doc
Way to go!
As for your list, I have major laughs at the #8, and wonder why Popeye's has your address.
And as for those wondering about #7.... that actually is descriptive of a medical disease.
It's called "Dickiedo Disease"
It's kinda' complex medically speaking, but basically, it's when your stomach sticks out more than your dickie do.
Congrats on conquering it Ken.
rock on Boss,
Doc
"Future's so bright, I gotta wear shades!"
highest weight : 428 Banded 11/3/2011 surgery weight : 386
highest weight : 428 Banded 11/3/2011 surgery weight : 386
Attaboy Ken! Congrats on your anniversary. Thank you for being a mentor to everyone here.
Keep up the good work you loser!
Keep up the good work you loser!
Hug your kids every day, let them know they are loved, keep them safe the best you can.
Men's Forum FAQ here: docs.google.com/folder/d/0B5YeHu9A2ZfYcVJhUlVHeVVFWE0/edit
Most Active
Recent Topics
