A couple of F.A.R.T.s

hercules411
on 5/14/10 1:40 pm
I wanted to go on a bicycle ride this morning and it was a *****illy.. So I went to the closet for my baggy old Ohio State sweatshirt.. and boy.. it was baggy. So I searched the closet for something else.   I found a nice nylon pullover with reflective white stripes. It's a size large.  I put it on, and it fit!  Embroidered on the chest are the words "National Guard".

It belongs to my son from his training days in the Guard.  He left it behind.  

FINDERS KEEPERS!



And that's not all..
 I went to pick up a pizza at a shop I used to regularly frequent before WLS.  The guy behind the counter asked my name. I told him. He turned and said, "Who?!".  I repeated my name. He did a double take.. He couldn't believe it was me. He asked right away, motioning to his stomach, "Bypass?".  I nodded and smiled. He told me he has become diabetic and may have sleep apnea and is considering WLS. I said to him, "We'll, I'm happy as hell that I had it done!"
Max wt. 500+  WLS workshop  4/6/09 440 Surgery  9/21/09  324   9/21/10  218
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Paul5678
on 5/14/10 8:38 pm - United Kingdom
Farting for the rest of our lives!  Way to go!! 
Don 1962
on 5/14/10 10:30 pm

Break out the DEFUNKO spray or open a window!  Enjoy your daughter's commencement today!

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


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