"Never trust a fart"
Best advice ever!
I had my surgery on tuesday morning, went really well, going home this afternoon. One of the guys on this forum has "never trust a fart" in his signature and it must have stuck in my head, and I am so glad it did. On day 1 I didnt really have any gas, but on Wednesday I felt it brewing, just I was about to let the first fart fly those magical words popped back in my head. Never trust a fart. I decided to go to the bathroom and was so thankful I did as I was greeted explosive gas and some extra substance that came flying out with it.
Just wanted to say thanks having those words of wisdom in your signature as I probably would have sharted a few times in my shorts before I learned my lesson!
I had my surgery on tuesday morning, went really well, going home this afternoon. One of the guys on this forum has "never trust a fart" in his signature and it must have stuck in my head, and I am so glad it did. On day 1 I didnt really have any gas, but on Wednesday I felt it brewing, just I was about to let the first fart fly those magical words popped back in my head. Never trust a fart. I decided to go to the bathroom and was so thankful I did as I was greeted explosive gas and some extra substance that came flying out with it.
Just wanted to say thanks having those words of wisdom in your signature as I probably would have sharted a few times in my shorts before I learned my lesson!
Regards,
Chris
Chris
It is very very true. I know its not something people want to talk about because lets face it, its extremely embarassing. But for those guys new to being on the losers bench get in the habit of carrying an extra pair of boxers and pants and a can of axe in your car...just in case. It happens. Clean it up the best you can and run home and shower as soon as you can.
You wll learn how to fear the ninja ****s. It will go from eh I think I have to ****to yep I definitely have to ****to OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD **** FUCK **** NO NO NO HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT SUCK IT BACK IN Frankenstein on crack run to the toilet in about 10 seconds or less.
If you think you might have to, don't mess around, get your ass on the toilet asap, your bowels won't let you hold it in anymore, and god forbid you did somehting stupid like eat some suger...you got about 3 seconds till your screwed.
You wll learn how to fear the ninja ****s. It will go from eh I think I have to ****to yep I definitely have to ****to OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD **** FUCK **** NO NO NO HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT SUCK IT BACK IN Frankenstein on crack run to the toilet in about 10 seconds or less.
If you think you might have to, don't mess around, get your ass on the toilet asap, your bowels won't let you hold it in anymore, and god forbid you did somehting stupid like eat some suger...you got about 3 seconds till your screwed.
Hang in there. It gets better. I'm about 2.5 years post op now and I fart with impunity. The only time I have to worry about a shart is if I've drank way to much beer. 
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
I'm almost seven months out and thought I was safe. Ooops!
Max wt. 500+ WLS workshop 4/6/09 440 Surgery 9/21/09 324 9/21/10 218
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