I never realized hair weighed so much

So the wife was nagging me because it cost like $20 every time I get a haircut.  She said that she could do it.  All we had was a dog clippers thing and she started cutting my hair, she messed it up so I told her just to shave it all off.  It doesn't look too bad but still, its just wierd.  I weighed myself after and am 3lbs less then a few days ago.  Yay!  Oh well it was time for a change anyways, I've had the same haircut for the past 14 years.  Maybe this time I will grow it long instead of doing the spikey fade thing I had been doing. 

The one thing thats a bit funny is that some of the people at my work who don't know about my surgery have been asking me if I was feeling alright because I had lost a lot of weight over the past 6 months.  Now I'm going to go to work tomorrow with a shaved head.  Would it be in bad taste to make a chemo joke and say that I had cancer and was keeping it from everyone, then tell them nah I'm just messing with them right away.

Would it be in bad taste to make a chemo joke and say that I had cancer and was keeping it from everyone, then tell them nah I'm just messing with them right away.

Yeah.  Never know who has, or has not, been effected by the loss of somebody with cancer.  I would not use AIDS as an excuse either.

If they ask tell them you are trying to keep you harem serviced and it's drawing you down!