An Ernest Tubb-Style F.A.R.T.
Over the holiday, I had the occasion to visit our local Cracker Barrel restaurant for, IIRC, the first time since I had my WLS 3+ years ago .. I was immediately pleasantly surprised upon entering the doors that the wooden floorboards of the restaurant did not sound like they were about to collapse beneath me for once ..
This gave rise to the following little tune in my head:
I'm not creakin' the floor under you,
It's 'cause I've lost weight, yes it's true ...
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
Maybe we should start a booklet of M.F. tunes to sell or something ..
I had "The Pannus Song" pop into my head one day while in the shower a few months after my surgery. I was so sick of the sight of all my loose skin at the time.
It goes to the tune of, "My Bonnie"
My panny hangs over my pubis,
My panny hangs over on me,
My panny hangs over my pubis,
Oh please take this panny from me!
(chorus)
Take off, oh take off,
Please take off this panny from me (from me),
Take off, oh take off,
Please take off my panny from me!
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
