You know it is time for WLS when....

Amen brother

You get cellulitis in your calf and the doc measures it at 38 inches in diameter - You CALF as large around as a large man's WAIST!

You are sitting at your desk at work and your belly is stretched so taut, when the fluid that has built up to a point your skin can't contain it, you start leaking fluid from your pores onto the floor so badly you have to keep paper towels under your chair to contain it.... and you replace them every hour because the get filled with fluid.

Damn!!!

I've never heard of anyone leaking fluid through their pores.

No one else wants to get in on the fun, eh?

when you look at the weight rating before you buy furniture or a treadmill.

you're scared to sit on plastic lawn furniture.