Sharted

 I know, I know, never trust a fart!  But I've been ****ting beer cans for weeks and thought I was safe then today I'm walking down the stairs and let out a fart and my shorts are full of delicious gooey poo! i've heard this happens but never worried about it. Oh well coulda been worse, I coulda been at work!

Yea, might want to have a change of clothes and handy wipes in car.  The beer cans are part of WLS.  I feel free and light after 9 am. And yes a big can of spray and a plunger in the bathroom.
My urine smells terrible as do my beer cans.
Good luck

That sucks.  Hope its the only time, could be very embarrassing or costly.  LOL  Have a great weekend now that you are empty.

Thanks for the warning. I'm walking around and farting feeling safe nearly six weeks out. I'll be careful now.

it could be a sign that your a bit constipated. When your constipated, the "soft liquidy" poos go around the harders ones stuck in your intestines. Try increasing your fiber a bit.

Scott

 Ignore all advice about not drinking coffee. People who drink it after waking up are generally done with the issue an hour after they get up in the morning.

Two greasy fries or cheese works well for me.

 Nothing like getting bulemia just from eating too much, lol. Food as laxative, yeah I've had that happen before. Remember the time I ate too many macadamia nuts? Macadamia in, macadamia out.

While I have never been a coffee drinker and did not pay a lot of attention to this before. It is my understanding that the reason drinking coffee is not recommended is that it inter fears with absorption of vitamins, which we already have low absorption of.

 I've never heard that  before. Is that what they are saying nowadays?