Fart requirements.
TV physician Doctor Oz says a healthy person should fart 14 times a day. I think I exceeded my quota.
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According to my wife, I fart more than 14 times just in my sleep. She has a fan on her side of the bed to blow that **** away from her.
I had to break down and eat a deep fried chimichanga (may be just a Texas thing, I don't know) from a convenience store the other day while out on a road trip. That one chimi must've created at least 2 cubic yards of methane. It was amazing. All four windows stayed open for the rest of the trip.
I had to break down and eat a deep fried chimichanga (may be just a Texas thing, I don't know) from a convenience store the other day while out on a road trip. That one chimi must've created at least 2 cubic yards of methane. It was amazing. All four windows stayed open for the rest of the trip.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.