She Offered To Jump Me
Well, at least my car .. 
I guess kind of a F.A.R.T.
Our condo complex is being repainted on the outside by a contracting crew ... One of the apparent supervisors of the crew is a cute lil Latina, whom I couldn't help but notice as she swung paint buckets and brushes in front of my windows w. a bit of "flair" ..
At one point in the project the "handygal" came knocking on my door to warn me that she had spilled a big patch of paint on the lawn right in front of my unit the night before, and to be careful not to step in it until it dried.
(I didn't have the heart to tell her "too late", as I had in fact stepped in it in the dark that night and tracked it onto my back porch and also ruined my shoes in the process 
). I was not yet dressed for the day at the time, so I stood off to the side of her view .. "Sorry, I guess I woke you up", she apologized softly ..
Yesterday the crew was back, working on the building next to mine. I had the hood up on my car in the parking lot at the time, and was working on one of the windshield washer nozzle jets which had been clogged up .. The handygal came walking up behind me, unaware to me, and asked, very invitingly, "do you need a jump?"
Wow .. 
I guess I could have lied and said, "yes", and acted like I needed one, just to get to talk to her some more ..
But I was "Mr. Honest" and told her what I was doing and thanked her for the offer ... 
Oh well, just "ships passing in the night", I guess .. Will probably never see her again .. and will wonder how things might have gone further if I didn't feel like "Charlie Brown" around gals like that, still, despite my weight loss ..
I guess kind of a F.A.R.T.
Our condo complex is being repainted on the outside by a contracting crew ... One of the apparent supervisors of the crew is a cute lil Latina, whom I couldn't help but notice as she swung paint buckets and brushes in front of my windows w. a bit of "flair" ..
At one point in the project the "handygal" came knocking on my door to warn me that she had spilled a big patch of paint on the lawn right in front of my unit the night before, and to be careful not to step in it until it dried.
(I didn't have the heart to tell her "too late", as I had in fact stepped in it in the dark that night and tracked it onto my back porch and also ruined my shoes in the process ). I was not yet dressed for the day at the time, so I stood off to the side of her view .. "Sorry, I guess I woke you up", she apologized softly .. Yesterday the crew was back, working on the building next to mine. I had the hood up on my car in the parking lot at the time, and was working on one of the windshield washer nozzle jets which had been clogged up .. The handygal came walking up behind me, unaware to me, and asked, very invitingly, "do you need a jump?"
Wow .. I guess I could have lied and said, "yes", and acted like I needed one, just to get to talk to her some more ..
But I was "Mr. Honest" and told her what I was doing and thanked her for the offer ... Oh well, just "ships passing in the night", I guess .. Will probably never see her again .. and will wonder how things might have gone further if I didn't feel like "Charlie Brown" around gals like that, still, despite my weight loss ..
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
Dang, I KNEW there had to be advantages to living in the "cold North"! 
Scottie gave me an idea .. Maybe I should leave my hood up more often .. Hmmmm ...
Scottie gave me an idea .. Maybe I should leave my hood up more often .. Hmmmm ...
Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "
HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )
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