Let the drinking begin

(deactivated member)
on 8/4/09 6:52 am - Fat City, NJ
 I have a colonoscopy tomorrow.  Have 10oz of Magneisum Citrate and then a GALLON of laxative.  Yikes.  Its worth it because once the test comes up clear I should be able to reschedule surgery.
(deactivated member)
on 8/4/09 7:07 am - Fat City, NJ
 Here we go, one bottle of Magneisum Citrate down.
Daspian
on 8/4/09 7:18 am
Best of luck, hope it all goes well.
David
lbsadropping
on 8/4/09 7:27 am - Crofton, MD
This is a good one.  Drink, drink, drink til ya cant drink no more.  I made one small mistake b4 the procedure.  I was not totally cleaned out and the doc said he could'nt see a small portion due to blockage, but he did remove 6 polops and I got the pics to show it.  What a place to work in. small cramped and not well lighted
good luck
Don 1962
on 8/4/09 7:41 am
Keep a tube of Vaseline Lip Balm Therapy handy and apply it with your finger to your bum.  Helps reduce the irritation the salt solution will cause your delicate rectal tissues with all the repeated ****ting and wiping.  GF having colonoscopy done tomorrow too. 

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


sjbob
on 8/4/09 8:36 am - Willingboro, NJ
I hope that the colonoscopy will lead to a solution to your problem.  We obviously have no idea how much pain you will be going through during the resultant bowel movements.  The actual colonoscopy should be no problem.  I remember that I was supposed to be knocked out, but I was awake through the whole procedure and was able to watch it on a monitor.  Since I was cleaned out, it was just an interesting view of my insides.  There was nothing gross about it.  My wife took me home after the procedure.
JarheadMAK
on 8/4/09 9:44 am - Ocala, FL
Now you will feel like a muppet good luck on your test.
  The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done. 
              Arnold Palmer.
  
    
(deactivated member)
on 8/4/09 9:47 am - Fat City, NJ
 OK this is a lot of ****ting even for me.  Holy ****
Beam me up Scottie
on 8/6/09 2:12 am
well hopefully it will all come out well in the end...ROFL.
IndyBigD
on 8/4/09 10:35 am
Good luck, sorry i cracked up on that last post. I know it's not funny but...
Heaviest 327/Day Before Surgery 307/Current 251/Surgeon Goal 200/My Goal 180       
  
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