My worst fear came true tonight

Don 1962
on 7/4/09 10:11 pm, edited 7/4/09 10:11 pm
Damn Dude,

What happened?  Called her a lesbian?  Banged her sister?  *****ed about the food being bad?  Denied paternity? 

Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 


unidos
on 7/4/09 11:51 pm - Deland, FL
I was standing around talking to people and she knows i had surg but she was horsing around. I didnt want to play for fear of injury. She didnt like it and hit me..

I hope I am not hurt. I have tightness if I take a deep breath.
 


          
Batwingsman
on 7/5/09 5:21 am, edited 7/5/09 5:21 am - Garland, TX
 If you're still having that symptom on Monday, Unitedude, you should call your surgeon's office and see what they suggest ..  They may want you to get an ultrasound or scope to check things out, just to be safe ..  

  I just had kind of a flashback reading your post again ..   I remember the strangest name I ever saw for a chatroom on AOL once ..  It was in the "Britain" rooms and the name of it was "Mlooking4F2gutpunchMe" ..   There was just one dude in there by himself, who apparently got off by gals slugging him in the stomach ..   Go figure ..  

   I had a chubby client once who did callgirl stuff on the side (she called it "modeling"  ) for extra money, apparently ..  She told me about a john of hers that would pay her to drive his car onto his foot .. It supposedly turned him on, big time .. 

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

unidos
on 7/5/09 5:53 am - Deland, FL
i was told make a police report to have it on record.. and Yes I am going to call the docs in the morn to have it checked out..


          
unidos
on 7/4/09 11:54 pm, edited 7/4/09 11:55 pm - Deland, FL
On July 5, 2009 at 5:11 AM Pacific Time, LOSTTXN wrote: Damn Dude,

the food being bad?   

OMG the food was gross.. I had gas like I just came out of surg.  She made mixed veggies and put fresh mint in it.  Over powered everything and was nasty...

Then sat in my face asking if everything was good. She knows I can cook and wanted my opinion.. She made me a plate so I could eat before everyone.  I'm happy I'm full works 


          
lbsadropping
on 7/4/09 10:30 pm - Crofton, MD
Yea, thats to bad.  Hope all is well Sunday.  Drunk *****es can be dangerous *****es.  You need a sign around your neck.  "Bad Gas" 
NNicholas
on 7/5/09 12:13 am - Oxford, MI
Hope you do better Joe. Hey on a bright note, there are left over anelope hunt tags in my Wyoming hunt zone. PM me if you want to join me for a hunt this Sept.
Nick
unidos
on 7/5/09 9:11 am - Deland, FL
Thank you Nick.  I am out this year as far as trips go. I need to catch up.


          
Jason S.
on 7/5/09 1:06 am - Williamston, NC

"Hello 911"

"Yeah, can you  go ahead and send the police out here, I'm getting ready to choke a *****"

"Ok, sir we'll have them on the way"

"Thanks" 

(click)

Daspian
on 7/5/09 7:52 am
I don't think I would be hanging out with that gal for a while. If she knew you had had surgery that kind of horseing around can be very bad. I'm glad your going to call your doc tomorrow.Good lick,
I would get everything on record just incase.
Sounds like she may have a mean nature.
Good luck,
David
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