Bigger FART

Just when I thought I had had the greatest FART since my WLS I got another this morning while leaving work. I ran into a young lady who works in a department I don't get to often. Now for those of you that have never worked in an industrial setting. Factory workers all seem to take notice and ogle any woman who is hot. This gal is by far the most ogled over. Almost every day I hear guys remark about her fit, and very buff body. Add to that a great face and smile and you have the factory babe.
     Well, she walked up to me and said. "Nick, OH my God, is that you!" I chatted with her for a bit and she asked about how I loss so much weight. Then I said that I had a longer way to go before I was done with my weight loss. She said, "How much more do you want to lose, you look great the way you are."  I told her that my goal is to get in good enough shape to go white water rafting next summer. "If I can find anyone to go with me, since my 21 year old son thinks I'm nuts and won't join me.", I said. Her reply shocked me. She said, "Oh that sounds like so much fun. I will go with you if you will consider taking me. I would really love to. I am not just saying this. Please consider taking me"
   The only problem is now I will have to work out twice as hard for the next year.
Nick

Nick,

Repeat after me:

Old enough to be the Daddy!
Old enough to be the Daddy!
Old enough to be the Daddy!

       

I know, I know. Ah, but even an old man can dream. Actually I would not look for a romantic partner, just an adventure partner.
Nick

I know, I know. Ah, but even an old man can dream. Actually I would not look for a romantic partner, just an adventure partner.

Yes sir I understand.  How would you explain the "adventure partner" to the Mrs?

Thats not a concern of mine, but I wouldn't take her up on it because she is too young and I am not really interested. It was just a cool compliment. I would not want sexual tentions of any kind on a trip like that, and a great looking woman like her brings it with her when there are other men around. I had my day, now I'm content.
Nick

Congrats of the FART of an old mans lifetime.  That adventure partner is a slippery as the bottom of the raft.  You guys could fall overboard and decide not to be found for days.
Good luck

I see the point, but the only way I would take a young lady that age would be if my daughter wanted to go. If I don't find a buddy to go with me, I will just go alone.
Nick

Had a similar situation.  Had tickets and reservations for a 5 day beach fling with wifey at a far away place.  She got mad at me at the last minute and said no.  (Wife is part french, Irish) When she gets mad she leaves egg shells behind her.  I took my sister.
Big FART .  NO MORE CLOTHES that have an "X" on the label.  All safely on their way to Amvets.