Which Type of Manboobs Do You Have?

Batwingsman
on 5/16/09 7:55 am, edited 5/16/09 7:57 am - Garland, TX
  Saw a funny in this month's Madd Magazine at the store yesterday ..    On the last page is a "Guide to Manboobs" with six types illustrated ..        Check it out next time you're in the store for a good chuckle ..       (I was gonna try to copy and paste it here, but I guess it's not yet available online)

   Not sure which type of the six mine are closest to ..    

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

bullyanky
on 5/17/09 10:34 am - Woodstock, IL

I have not seen the article but, I would say that pre weight loss I had quite the rack... Throw me Pam and Dolly in a wet t-shirt contest I bet I would have won.. Post op different story.. The have deflated quite a bit and now seam to be taking on that of one of those National Geographic super models.. There long and not nearly as perky as they once were.

Batwingsman
on 5/17/09 11:24 am - Garland, TX
 LOL Yanker ..  As I mentioned on a post-op boob thread on TT earlier this week, the gals complain about how theirs shrink after WLS, and yet I think mine actually GREW      -  but maybe it's just they are more noticeable now with the other fat gone around them ..   

   Not sure whether at this point to do isometric pec exercises to try to firm things up on my chest, as that might end up making them even more noticeable, or just let it be and wait for PS  ..     

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

bullyanky
on 5/19/09 2:43 pm - Woodstock, IL
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh only in OH would we have this kind of conversation about my floppy man boob issue. Your may be be just a bit more prominate because if weight loss.. It will prob go away..
alaskaman
on 5/18/09 12:00 am

i am sitting here rolling on the floor almost on your answer...have that problem too pre...thanks for the laugh...

JFish
on 5/17/09 11:50 am - Crane, TX
I thought mine had shrunk up rather nicely. They look fine as long as I'm standing or sitting. But a couple of months ago, I'm on top of my wife, doing her some good if ya know what I mean and I think you do, and I happened to look down and they were bouncing back and forth like a woman's would. Damn, it was disgusting. I guess I ought to start lifting again. I bet NotDave doesn't have that problem.
The free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking....... If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog.
Batwingsman
on 5/17/09 12:33 pm, edited 5/17/09 12:34 pm - Garland, TX
  LOL Fishdude ..  I know the feeling ..  I was changing my t-shirt one night and bent over by the clothes dryer to get another one out ..  I looked down at me and was greeted with a similar "disturbing sight" ..     

   Sounds like you got a great wife who didn't complain about it!     


    Speaking of Dave-san, anyone seen him of late?       We had a post-op gal on TT that is moving to Tokyo and looking for any support groups there ..   I referred her to Dave, but I couldn't remember whether he is in Tokyo or how far he is from there ..  

Frank talk about the DS / "All I ever wanted to be was thin, like that Rolling Stones dude ... "

HW/461 LW/251 GW/189 CW/274 (yep, a DS semi-failure - it happens :-( )

TheChairman
on 5/19/09 4:47 am
WOW, this topic came up Sunday when I was over my sisters house.  We were looking at some pictures that were taken about 3 weeks ago.  My 17 year old niece said it looked like I had boobs.  I told her I do, they are manboobs.

At one time they were a set that made most gals want to have them.  Now they are small and pitiful.  When I bend over they look like a couple of utters from and old cow.  I am going to have them worked on as soon as I can.
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