OT WED Another joke

snicklefritz
on 7/30/08 11:35 am - Cincinnati, OH
Real Products - Real Labels (3)

On a lawnmower:
"Warning: When motor is running - the blade is turning!"

Seen on the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle:
"Do not open here."

On a bottle of spray paint:
"Do not spray in your face."

On a bottle of bathtub cleaner:
"For best results, start with a clean bathtub before use."

On a can of powdered infant formula:
"Mix with water before serving."

Found on a can of Woolite carpet cleaner:
"Safe for carpets, too!"

Warning on a curling iron:
"Do Not Insert Curling Iron Into Any Bodily Orifice."

On a plastic orange juice can:
"100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate. "

On the label of a Sterno candle fuel:
"Do not use near fire or flame."

Seen on a container of salt:
"Warning: High in sodium

On a baby stroller:
"Remove child before folding."
Boner
on 7/30/08 9:03 pm - South of Boulder, CO
 Good one, Snickle. This joke makes me think of:

Warning: Unless you lose 50 pounds, we will not perform weight loss surgery on you. 

Boner 
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