Chicks Be Ripping My Man Lance Apart!

Hey Guys,

Looks like since Lance Armstrong's most recent splitup the chicks are calling him "self-centered" and a "douche" and saying that, cut and dry he left his dear devoted wife after she supported him through his bout with cancer (c'mon, this guy virtually ignored the side effects of chemo, did he really need her?!).

http://www.cele*****y.com/13281/kate_hudson_and_lance_armstr ong_break_up_after_whirlwind_romance/

Just Venting,

Dave

That's so funny I read this post title and I was like "wait, what happened???" I must say I'm glad I'm not Lance Armstrong, but Lance Felps b/c he had nut cancer and I am just obese which is enough in itself without having my boys cut on haha

I read this ame post n thought Man what did yoy post abost about somewhere?  I was all set to go off on some people. Then I saw it wasn't you. lol

Might be worth it though for the buffet of hot poon that he gets!

Guess, he's big enough in the "Lance" department

 

to lack one

Hey maybe he is...he has one of the lowest pulse rates of anyone on the planet. He's the super athlete type so I'm sure his penis is just like sticking out from the pelvic bone and has NO fat inhibiting its length.

Hey, that's what my wife says about me! No, I'm sure he has less bodyfat than me.

By the way, I was looking for a funny image and came across this very real looking "Dickipedia." It's a spoof on Wiki. Pretty funny idea:

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Lance_Armstrong

Don't agree that Lance is one, though. I'll have to check the other entrees.

Best Wishes,

Dave

This year's Olympics host even enjoys the status of being the only country labeled as a "Dick:"

http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=China

Hey, hey Dave,

Lance is certainly sowing his oats it appears. Don't know anything about his rationale for leaving his wife and Cheryl Crow. I do know it doesn't make sense that he would leave them both once they had cancer given the fact that LiveStrong (therefore Lance) has probably done more for finding a cure for cancer than anyone else in history.
 
I've met him personally and I can honestly say, he doesn't lack in confidence that's for sure. That's probably why he was able to beat death and then become the greatest cyclist ever. His book, It's not about the bike is a remarkable read.

As you can tell, I'm a huge Lance fan as well.

Boner

Lance is my man. He's accomplished more with one ball than anyone else with two.

Cheryl Crow may have a nice voice and be a primo piece of arm candy, but she's also crazier than a sack of weasels. Good riddance.

"crazier than a sack of weasels"  Ya, I think I would give up a ball, why hell, all three of mine, to accomplish what (who) he's done.

Boner

As Frank Zappa would say, weasels be rippin' Lance's flesh!