I for one love 'Tuna Town!'

I love Tuna, have spent much of my life dreaming of tuna and in the day would have gladly given my right hand for tuna.  I have dissed Tuna but more often than not gotten into trouble wanting more tuna.  I get yelled at for wanting tuna so much.  Tuna smells good to me and I still dream about tuna though I do not graze tuna.  I remember my first desire of tuna came when I was around 14 but didn't get my first taste until a few years later, at first it was gross, but I quickly overcame that, now tuna is one of my greatest dishes.  I hope this is clear to all of you tuna dissing folk.  The end.

the perfect tuna.........3 feet tall with a flat head to set your beer on!

I think Bob's referring to tasty, edible tuna. Not the kind you can smell through clothing.

Appears the good reverend might be having a little of the testosterone backup that accomanies weight loss?

Well, since we're talking about "tuna".  I've decided to come out of the closet   I have finally come to grips with myself and discovered that I'm a LESBIAN TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY .  I mean, I just love women too much.  The problem is that I'm just trapped in a man's body   Maybe that way I can be PC  And all the gals in tuna town can relate.

It's like that cowboy who goes into a bar and notices a good looking woman and pulls up the stool beside her.  She turns to him and matter of factly says, 'cowboy, don't waste your time, I'm a lesbian!'  The cowboy says to her, 'what in the hell is a lesbian?'  She looks at him and whispers, 'I like women, I like to sniff 'em, feel 'em, make love to 'em, that's what a lesbian is!'  The cowboy puts a smoke in his mouth and mulls over what she said and responds, 'well, hell, that makes us two of a kind, cuz I'm a lesbian too!'  Hee hee. Yes, the good reverend likes tuna too.....

I would imagine, Bob.

Like the late M. Scott Peck (horny bugger) said:

The centers for religion and sex are located very close together in the brain (sorry can't remember the exact quote, but it's in The Road Less Traveled). Religious excitement stirs sexual excitement.

Not being critical. We all deserve that. After all you've been through in the last year or so you deserve and extra helping!