estrogen induced havoc

That phrase gets funnier every time I think about it! I want to write a book.  Here's how it will start: Down Through The Ages, Estrogen-induced havoc has been responsible for many if not most of the world's major malfunctions... Chapters will be: Eve? Yep. Potiphar's Wife (tried to seduce Joseph) Bathsheba (little hottie skinny dippin' while King David checked her out) Jezebel Delilah ...on down through Cleo, Tokyo Rose, and now the Eeevyil One...Hillary. So I'm flipping through channels and checking out the various surgical boards, I head over someplace (and this was NOT a "wimmyn's board"...) and I see "Here's my new weight loss picture". I look, (and I am not making this up).  The reply went: ((((Big hugz))))) Oh, Petunia, you look sooo wonderful, and I just LOVE those SHOES!!!! Somebody pass me some beef jerky and turn on the football game, before I puke. Jeebus, can't live without 'em, can't kill 'em. Dan

I'm reminded of a Jim Belushi line from a movie I saw back when I was in my twenties. I don't remember the name of the movie any more, but he told some high maintenance gal, "If you didn't have a ***** there'd be a bounty on your head." I've often thought that was true about a lot of good looking women who were convinced that their ass smelled like roses.

About Last Night.  Keep em coming, brutha!  I love the pants!

We have a winner. **** I just looked at this post and it's a little suspect. I guess I ought to elaborate. About Last Night is the name of the movie from which that classic line was taken. It doesn't have anything to do with what me and camprman were doing last night.

It's amazing how something can be taken!    I am glad you elaborated!

Hey there Campy, How's your personal Tour de Fat going? I'm heading back to SW Iowa over the 4th and am going bike camping with a good friend. Gots to experience the sights,sounds and smells of our great state on my bicycle.  Did you notice the Tour de Fat socks in my Ride the Rockies pics? Wore them every day so they got pretty stanky and stiff by day seven.   Boner 

Hey Boner! We are heading out in the trusty camper this afternoon.  Can't hardly wait.  To hell with the clean clothes woman!  Let's go! My personal Tour de Fat, well, I have replaced the saddle on my Diamondback, new computer, and the wife insisted that if I am going to be riding all over, that I needed a helmet.  So I guess you could say it is going pretty good.  My oldest daughter has caught the bug and is looking forward to our ride along the Rock River.  We are planning a 10 mile ride, but I am hoping to make it a 20 miler!  We will see. Here is a pic from the other day.  I was wearing those pants in January! Have a safe trip home, and safe rides!  Happy 4th! [IMG]http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d79/camprman/100_2737.jpg[/IMG]

"About Last Night" was the movie version of David Mamet's play, "Sexual Perversity in Chicago".  Why would they ever have changed its title?  /Steve

Fellas! I came running back over here to get AWAY from those pink fuzzy slipper types.  What the two of you did last night should be kept to yourselves... Is there NO place safe, where men are leaning around the bed of a pickup, farting and saying 'hold m' beer, y'all watch this!' (Dan heads off to Home Depot to check out the power tools, then off to the gun shop)